[Action] 01 Hash Rap

Jun 19, 2011 04:37

[Mirror Dave is currently in the library, looking for a certain book. Today, luck seems to have decided to kick him in the ass and say, "HEY, DAVE, YOU'RE MY NEW BITCH." There are three things that should be kept in mind:

1. The book he wants is on one of the higher shelves.

2. He will need a ladder.

3. Mirror Dave is a klutz.

Add all three together, and it's a recipe for disaster. Unfortunately, there's nobody around to help him at the moment. So, he's going to risk his life to get that damn book.

It's a good book, okay?

The ladder is easy enough to get and positioned just so. It's another thing entirely to look up at how far he has to climb, and knowing that there is a high chance of him falling. Dave takes a deep breath and climbs. The climb goes without a hitch. It's when he tries to grab the book that he realizes he put the ladder too far to the right.]

Fffffuuuuuuck....

[Dave tries to go down! He slips! He falls! He's on his back, cursing the gods of fortune at making him his bitch!

Can someone help this guy?]

mirror!dave

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