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[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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[partysense]

[this WOULD be the first thing she hears, wouldn't it]

Hi!

[he talked about a horn... and being pink!! but... skin? maybe he's a dragon? no, those have scales. oh, he must be a hairless creature! but what's hairless and has a horn?

she decides he is a hairless pink unicorn. one who likes pie- wait did he say he lost his horn. no, wait, plural. horns.

Pinkie is so confused. but Granny Pie said to be nice to everyone!! and that's what Pinkie does. no matter how... two-horned and hairless they are.]

Um, wow! Are you... okay? That sounds painful.

[miraculls]

Hahaha yeah, you got it now! [seriously how can this much cheerfulness exist in one place without everything exploding]

Tell you what - since we be all chill friends now and shit, we should split a motherfuckin' pie some time! I make the best motherfuckin' sopor pies that'll ever hit your protein chute. [m-more like the only ones....]

[partysense]

Yay! I love making new friends! You're inviting me over for a motherfuckin' pie?! [she gets to try motherfuckin' pie SHE'S NEVER HAD IT BEFORE SO EXCITING] Really?! I'd love to eat pie with you, Mr. Hairless-Hornless! I'll bring cupcakes too and we can have a picnic party!

[miraculls]

Friendship is a beautiful thing, motherfucker. You can come on over any time, honk!

Oh fuck, that be one genius motherfuckin' idea you just be spouting out your windhole. Love me a good motherfuckin' part and shit!

[partysense]

Party, party! Picnic party! Ooh, I'll start planning right away! And you're invited... Oh, what's your real name?

[miraculls]

Aww shit, did I all and forget to be introducing myself to my new friend? My bad, sister, I be Gamzee Makara!

[partysense]

Okay, hi, Gamzee! I won't forget it!!

[miraculls]

Haha, it's cool if you do, I'm a chill motherfucker! Things be falling out of my thinkpan all the fucking time.

[partysense]

Oh, that doesn't sound good... But there's a five-second rule! They're still good if you pick 'em up within five seconds!

[miraculls]

Naaaaaw, it be taking me more than five seconds to all up and pick up the things what I dropped from my thinkpan. I just gotta get my appreciate on about the world, you know? Just really look at all the beautiful shit around us.

[partysense]

Oh! Well, nothing wrong with appreciating the world, yep!

[miraculls]

Yeah, that's what I always be saying! Like shit, take this fucking pink starmonkey skin I've all up and got now. Fuck, it's so colorful and shit, how it be doing that? Fucking beautiful.

[partysense]

Starmonkey? [okay her mental image of him has changed slightly in a disturbing way.] You mean... your skin is changing colors?

[miraculls]

[c-could it possibly get any more disturbing than that picture up there...] Yeah, it used to be all gray and shit like every troll's! But then I be waking up in this hive and it was all what starmonkey pink. Fucking miracles, right?

[partysense]

Wow! That sure sounds like a miracle! If I woke up and I was another color, I'd have to change my name to... Greeny Pie! Or Bluey Pie!

[miraculls]

Oh fuck, you think I what all gotta change my motherfuckin' name now? Shit, I don't really know any starmonkey names....