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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of

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[crusthatecean]

What are you doing?

[Coming up to him looking all mad what else is new?]

[miraculls]

[hi best friend he's happy to see you too!]

Hey, bro! Just chilling with all these new invertebrothers I up and came across.

[crusthatecean]

[He's actually.

Looking kind of worriedly at the unconscious insects and empty pie tins.]

How much did you give them?

[miraculls]

As much as they wanted, honk! I ain't gonna cut a motherfucker off if they all be wanting to split a choice slice.

[miraculls]

[waves down at him cheerfully]

Uhhh...I dunno, what? Can't really tell what you're all motherfuckin' looking at behind those sweet shades you got going on there.

[miraculls]

Naaaw, I think the crab's being the only motherfuckin' seadweller around here. And I don't wanna eat my invertebrothers, they be dope.

[lonelyremnant]

[The last time she saw something like this, it involved her brother and a pile of corpses. So she stares for a minute. This pile is still twitching. She likes that better.]

What a lovely throne you've made....

[miraculls]

[He promptly ruins this image of supposed bloodshed by beaming down at her cheerfully.]

Thanks, honk! Wanna join me, sister? I don't think my new friends here are all minding.

[lonelyremnant]

You would allow me to?

[She seems vaguely surprised.]

.......

I am honored, Little Oni, to rest on the spoils of your conquest.

[miraculls]

'Course, chica! You can do whatever you want, I ain't the kind of motherfucker what all orders others around and shit. [glances around himself confusedly] But my name's not Oni - I'm Gamzee, honk!

[foalingaround]

Whoa! Did you really beat these things all by yourself?

[Guess who is the most observant?

Not Rainbow Dash...]

[miraculls]

Uhhh...naw, ain't no subjugglating going on around here. I just split a couple of pies with some hungry looking motherfuckers, that's all.

[foalingaround]

So you defeated them by...giving them pie?

Huh...I guess I never really thought of trying that.

[miraculls]

Guess so, haha! Pulled the same motherfuckin' trick back with the imps and shit in the game. Ain't no need to resort to in-tents violence when we can all reach our mutual understanding on instead, y'know?

[decadenzas]

That's foul. At least try to keep the streets clean, no one wants something like that ruining their appetite. [and here he'd been considering grabbing a bite to eat... gosh Gamzee, it's inconsiderate to leave your pile of stoner buddies and pie tins out in public!]

[miraculls]

Sooooooorry. Anywhere you know I could stash these motherfuckers at while they're all being zoned out? [invite him to your house new friend

new friend]

[decadenzas]

Why can't you just dump them into the pond? [yes he realises they're only unconscious

no he doesn't care....]

[miraculls]

You think they're all wanting to take a dip? I don't know how I'd be hauling them there, though.