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[miraculls]

[Action]

[Somewhere around town, you may stumble across a large pile of collapsed monsters, ants and praying mantises and crabs alike. Cheerfully sitting on top of the heap, like a scene from a stereotypical shounen manga, is Gamzee, swinging his feet and affectionately patting the head of one of the crabs. Could this actually be a display of

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[crusthatecean]

What are you doing?

[Coming up to him looking all mad what else is new?]

[miraculls]

[hi best friend he's happy to see you too!]

Hey, bro! Just chilling with all these new invertebrothers I up and came across.

[crusthatecean]

[He's actually.

Looking kind of worriedly at the unconscious insects and empty pie tins.]

How much did you give them?

[miraculls]

As much as they wanted, honk! I ain't gonna cut a motherfucker off if they all be wanting to split a choice slice.

[crusthatecean]

And how much do you have left?

[miraculls]

Uhhh...I dunno, I didn't really keep track. Don't worry, there's still plenty left if you're all wanting some too. [pulls out a slice from his modus as proof]

[crusthatecean]

No.

I didn't give that to you for you to be sharing it with anyone. It's going to run out if you do that.

[miraculls]

[wow, why this sudden interest in his sopor supply...]

Aww, that's real motherfuckin' sweet of you, best friend. But I can't be hogging all the miracles to my own self, y'know? Anyway, I can be making pie out of other shit, it ain't being that big a deal.

[crusthatecean]

How many days worth do you fucking have left?

Figure it out and tell me.

[miraculls]

[counts on his fingers]

...a lot? Ain't really like I plan this kinda shit out, bro. [he...doesn't actually eat that much a day....]

[crusthatecean]

I don't ever want to see you sharing it with anyone again.

[miraculls]

Uhhh...sure thing, best friend. I will be real motherfuckin' careful to only split the slime while you're out of sight from now on.

[crusthatecean]

I'm not playing games right now. Don't do it at all.

[miraculls]

[looking pretty confused here]

All right, if that's what you want. I wasn't gonna be giving any to the starmonkeys here anyway, Kanaya said it might make them sick.

[crusthatecean]

Yeah...yeah, that's right.

Just keep that shit to yourself.

[He doesn't want to act angry, and he is trying to calm himself down. But he doesn't have much left to trade. If he has to lose his movies, he's okay with that, but he has no choice over what they'll take from him. If they'll only take his lusus, he won't have a choice.]

[miraculls]

Can I still share my other pies? I met a couple of brothers and sisters who were all what pretty into them last time.