my true love is a man who will hold me for ten thousand nights

[minviendha]

Lesstrythis. I need something fun.

Ask any of my puppets a question in comments and they will answer you, in character. Crack ensues. It's fun. For an example, more or less, of how this works, see this post.I still need to post a couple fanmixes that have been done for ages and I'm just putting off. Lolsigh, I'm lazy

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[tomboy_typist]

Oooookay questions for people. Hm. That's all I can brain for now. Might put more up later if I can. >.>

Robb, if you had a chance to see Theon now, what would you tell him?

Tyelko, your brother is having Inappropriate Thoughts about your BFF. Discuss.

Cassandra, how is your life in the neck of the woods? It seems we haven't heard of you in a long time....

Cybel. Are you ever going to consider other humans as possibly acceptable company?

Felix. Your brother is now fully functional - and is incidentally sort of shagging his bff. Discuss.

[eldeststark]

I would be furious, I would probably - I wouldn't talk to him, I would just - just -

...I'd probably ask him why, at least. I don't understand. We were always such good friends and he liked Bran I thought and Rickon never did anything, how could he just - I don't get it!

...the rest when I get back from a walk to get hot chocolate.

[tomboy_typist]

Understandably, my dear. Though perhaps your confusion might have a reason to exist?

[eldeststark]

...what's that supposed to mean? If you're telling me that Theon didn't actually do it and it was someone else that doesn't help because honestly, if he didn't stop it that's just as bad. :\

[grey_gazania]

Cal: There's this bizarre hairy creature living in my basement; think you could take care of it for me?

Felix: If you were a typeface, which one would you be?

Robb: If I offered you a Ned Stark cookie, would you eat it?

Sandor: Why are you often such a grumpypants? It's not healthy.

[dontcallmeser]

...a grumpypants.

I feel no need to answer that question. --oh yeah, weren't you the one with the daisies last time? What is it with you? Don't you have something better to do?

But if you really wanted an answer it probably has something to do with the stupid people who ask me stupid questions. Also maybe the fact that life and everyone suck.

We clear?

[grey_gazania]

THOSE WERE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, MR. GRUMPYPANTS. And life is a wonderful, happy thing full of rainbows and kittens and puppies and, yes, daisies. It doesn't have to be all angsting around like a grumpypants.

Since you're so concerned - no, I don't actually have anything better to do. Lit paper, what is this lit paper? And I'm sorry that stupid people ask you questions. Would you like me to find a big stick and beat them off for you?

[dontcallmeser]

If you call me that again I will be pissed at you and you don't want that. You're mistaken about life and I hope you fix that worldview soon or someone's going to kill you.

Possibly me.

...yes, actually. That would be extremely helpful. Especially if you include yourself.

[elvenpiratelady]

Well since I baited Celegorm last time I will set my sights on his brother.

So, Curufin, I guess Littlefinger must be very proud of you, since he taught you everything you know. Except he's been more successful re:captured princesses, of course.

[mostcraftiest]

'Littlefinger' is the most absurd name I have ever heard, and I haven't the least idea what you're talking about.

I would like to clarify, also, that there was no 'capturing' or 'kidnapping' involved. She walked into Nargothrond, it wasn't as though we dragged her there. And was treated as an honored guest the whole time. I think it is important that this be generally understood.

If there is nothing else...

Celegorm rises a little more easily but Curufin is just as funny when you get to him. XD