my true love is a man who will hold me for ten thousand nights

[minviendha]

Lesstrythis. I need something fun.

Ask any of my puppets a question in comments and they will answer you, in character. Crack ensues. It's fun. For an example, more or less, of how this works, see this post.I still need to post a couple fanmixes that have been done for ages and I'm just putting off. Lolsigh, I'm lazy

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[grey_gazania]

Cal: There's this bizarre hairy creature living in my basement; think you could take care of it for me?

Felix: If you were a typeface, which one would you be?

Robb: If I offered you a Ned Stark cookie, would you eat it?

Sandor: Why are you often such a grumpypants? It's not healthy.

[dontcallmeser]

...a grumpypants.

I feel no need to answer that question. --oh yeah, weren't you the one with the daisies last time? What is it with you? Don't you have something better to do?

But if you really wanted an answer it probably has something to do with the stupid people who ask me stupid questions. Also maybe the fact that life and everyone suck.

We clear?

[grey_gazania]

THOSE WERE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, MR. GRUMPYPANTS. And life is a wonderful, happy thing full of rainbows and kittens and puppies and, yes, daisies. It doesn't have to be all angsting around like a grumpypants.

Since you're so concerned - no, I don't actually have anything better to do. Lit paper, what is this lit paper? And I'm sorry that stupid people ask you questions. Would you like me to find a big stick and beat them off for you?

[dontcallmeser]

If you call me that again I will be pissed at you and you don't want that. You're mistaken about life and I hope you fix that worldview soon or someone's going to kill you.

Possibly me.

...yes, actually. That would be extremely helpful. Especially if you include yourself.

[grey_gazania]

Would you prefer Mr. Grumpybutt? I like Grumpypants better, personally; if your pants are grumpy you have the potential for inner cheerfulness, but if your butt is grumpy, well, you're just sunk.

...you're kind of cute when you wrinkle your nose up like that, by the way. And of course I won't include myself. You seem to be confusing "stupid" with "batty".

[dontcallmeser]

Stop that.

...cute.

Apparently so. And you're confusing 'batty' with 'downright insane' can I go now? I am not cute and I am not a Grumpy-anything and I am not pleased with you.

[grey_gazania]

If you're not grumpy, gimme a smile. <<

And you never answered my first question, so let's try this again. If you were a Sailor Scout, which one would you be?

[emocaliban]

Well, that kind of depends, doesn't it? How much are you going to pay me? And how likely is it to chew my face off? But yeah, sure, probably. Seen any more good zombie movies? I'm looking for recommendations.

[grey_gazania]

It doesn't seem dangerous, except when it throws dirty socks toward the laundry area. Mostly it just eats and sleeps and makes gross noises. But it is a nuisance.

Do you accept payment in baked goods? And I've been on a Muppet kick lately, so I haven't seen any new zombie movies. I would like to see the aliens vs. vikings film, though; it looks redonkulous.

[emocaliban]

...ew. Yeah, I'll take care of that. And only if they're really good baked goods, how about that?

A Muppet kick? Why? ...that movie looks hilarious, though. Maybe I can drag Nik to it.

Probably not. Delilah, then?

[grey_gazania]

Oh, they'll be awesome baked goods! I should warn you, though - my mother might be a little upset. She seems fond of it.

Dude, do not knock the Muppets. They're one of the crowning achievements of Western civilization.

Wouldn't going to the movies with Delilah just turn into makeout funtimes?

[emocaliban]

...and this would be bad why? I mean, movies are all well and good, but you just said it: makeout funtimes. Although where I've been pulled from I was still single, so I do have a girlfriend in game.

Jesus, you've got to be kidding me. Muppets aren't, not even close. Uma Thurman, currently, I think, is a crowning achievement of Western civilization. Especially in Kill Bill.

[grey_gazania]

I don't think Western civilization gets to claim Uma. Wouldn't she be the crowning achievement of Mr. and Mrs. Thurman?

[emocaliban]

Yes, but what if I decree that Western civilization gets to claim Uma? Then that overrules any objections, doesn't it? I think so.

All right, if it wasn't Muppets, what would you call the 'crowning achievement' of Western civilization, and if you say Brangelina I might shoot you.

[grey_gazania]

Maybe in your universe? But even there I think Niko might get the final say.

I think Wishbone might be a close second to the Muppets. Or possibly Star Trek. Or Christina Ricci. Printing press? Heliocentrism? Vaccines? Eh.

[skewedeyes]

Anything but Papyrus. That font is hideous.

But honestly? I would like to be Palatino Linotype. Simple, yet classy. It's functional. Though I also confess that I am probably more akin to Chopin Script. I do love my flourishes.