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minnow_53

Fic: The Cardigan Files

Oct 15, 2006 15:52

The Cardigan Files (Five Times Canon Got Raped Again)
By minnow_53

Disclaimer: These characters belong to JK Rowling. Cardigans do not belong on Remus.
Rating: PG-13
OT3: Remus/Sirius/Cardigan
Summary: Cardigans are love for Remus and Sirius, but not for Harry.
Dedication: For sscrewdriver, who came up with the idea. Also for _emeraldgreen, to welcome you back to the ( Read more... )

missing_text, humour, through_era, crack, just_plain_silly

Comments 114

paulamcg October 15 2006, 16:37:23 UTC

Oh, I loved every cardigan in this up to each buttonhole. How can I ever have complained about the fandom’s love for the hot and the funny!

minnow_53 October 15 2006, 17:01:28 UTC

I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you very much. :)

*hugs*

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paulamcg October 15 2006, 17:27:48 UTC

Oh yes, I like it a lot! It deserves another comment, and I really can’t resist spending some more time on re-reading. It all sounds so authentic, because you excellently stick to Harry’s pov. Besides, it’s fascinating that while four of these installments don’t affect the main plot, the one with Peter makes me wonder how JKR had originally planned the rest of the events in PoA and the later books.

minnow_53 October 15 2006, 18:24:47 UTC

Aww! Thanks again, and more hugs! Lots of them. ♥

...the one with Peter makes me wonder how JKR had originally planned the rest of the events in PoA and the later books.

I've got a theory about that: in fact, I started a story about it a while ago, and maybe it's time I finished it.

Basically, I think that JKR planned to write four books featuring Remus and Sirius, who we meet, as you of all people are especially aware, in Book 3. Peter was killed, and she was able happily to extend her rather more romantic story. But stuff happened... BAD stuff. :( Damn, I was planning to stay off the crack, but maybe I should get this done now.

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mushroom18 October 15 2006, 17:05:59 UTC

‘Turned you on, did it, Wormtail?’ Sirius asked viciously. ‘Wanted to fiddle with the buttonholes? And rub your cheek against the ribbed section at the bottom?’

You do know that it's one o' clock in the morning and I'm scaring my cat with my laughter, right?

minnow_53 October 15 2006, 17:21:29 UTC

Another cat scared? o_O Oh, dear, that's my bad karma for not opening a tenth tin for Boris today...

I'm really glad it made you laugh, though. And thank you very much for commenting!

*hugs*

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minnow_53 October 16 2006, 06:29:07 UTC

Thank you very much! :) I'm so glad you enjoyed it. And thanks again for the rec. ♥

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shaggydogstail October 15 2006, 18:03:19 UTC

Ah, this is wonderful. If only Bloomsbury could have been broad-minded enough to include all the cardie!porn in the finished books.

In fact, it's a terrible shame that Remus wasn't wearing a cardigan that fateful day at the DoM. Why, he could have whipped it off in a second (phwoar) and thrown one sleeve to Sirius, saving his life by using the cardigan as in importu safety rope. Although that would have stretched the wool something awful, so perhaps he wouldn't have bothered.

minnow_53 October 16 2006, 06:32:41 UTC

Lol! :D

But still...DoM? Fateful day? I think you've got the wrong books! Sirius was at home knitting a new cardigan for Remus for Christmas -- the next Christmas -- and Harry was planning to spend the summer holidays with Luna and her father, looking for snorkels or whatever they're called. No DEs here!

Oh, and thanks for reading and commenting. I'm really glad you enjoyed it. :)

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somnia_lustre October 15 2006, 18:03:28 UTC

LOL!
So funny!

minnow_53 October 16 2006, 06:33:24 UTC

Thank you very much! :)

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