Comments | minnow_53: Fic: Little Pink Riding Hood

minnow_53

Fic: Little Pink Riding Hood

Apr 30, 2006 18:07

Little Pink Riding Hood
by minnow_53

Disclaimer: Hardly even JKR's, certainly not mine.
Characters: R/S, sort of, Nymphadora Tonks, the usual cast.
Rating: PG
Reason: Because there isn't enough Tonks fic in the world.
Read Through: Thanks, astra_argentea.

On my journal and too_old_too_gay. Crossposted to remusxsirius and two_boys.

( There was once a little girl called Nymphadora Tonks... )

humour, too_old_too_gay, crack, challenge_fic

Comments 81

mauvaise_etoile April 30 2006, 10:28:57 UTC

Dude, you are on a roll lately!

*zips off to read*

mauvaise_etoile April 30 2006, 10:40:25 UTC

Hahaha! Brilliant.

‘Shan’t!’ screamed Dora, and kicked Mummy on the shin, so Mummy almost dropped the basket she was holding ready for Dora to take.

*loves* I had a fit of giggles reading that.

Oh, if only.

minnow_53 April 30 2006, 23:08:56 UTC

Thank you very much. ♥ I'm so glad you liked it! I've actually had this more or less ready for a while but didn't dare post any more Tonks-bashing fic. It just seemed the right moment to finish it at last and get it on here.

^_^xx

somnia_lustre April 30 2006, 10:39:28 UTC

Despite how much of a brat young Tonks is, I still cant help but find her adorable. Tell that wolf to stop his close dog companion from smoking, or they'll both have to be put down.

Little Red Riding Hoodie *^_^*.

minnow_53 April 30 2006, 23:10:36 UTC

Oh, thank you! ♥ Well, she grew up okay, in spite of her delinquency. :)

The dog companion finally gave up, with some tablets from the vet, but then he did something really stupid like falling through a veil... :(

^_^xx

roz_morgan April 30 2006, 10:46:44 UTC

Oh god! If I was Ted or Andromeda I would have just left her in that supermarket. *pets the poor Tonkses for having such a brat*

I loved the part about the sneaky cigarette! Fantastic, my lovely!

minnow_53 April 30 2006, 23:12:18 UTC

Thank you very much! ♥ I think she was spoiled rotten, actually, as an only child. Actually, I always see Andromeda as a rather businesslike mother, rather than an indulgent one.

I'm really glad you liked it!

^_^xx

_emeraldgreen April 30 2006, 10:48:14 UTC

Oh, this made me giggle quite stupidly! I particularly loved poor Granny Tonks opening the gin bottle with her teeth. I would certainly never do a thing like that.

minnow_53 April 30 2006, 23:14:43 UTC

Thank you very much! ♥ I hope you'll never need to open a gin bottle with your teeth: poor Granny Tonks is too weak to turn a screwtop with her shaking hands. Plus, she's a Muggle, so she can't even use her wand. :(

^_^xx

shaggydogstail April 30 2006, 10:55:03 UTC

Eeee, that was fantastic! Beautifully silly and funny. Little Pink Riding Brat!Tonks was most amusing and I liked the slightly Hillaire Belloc tone about what happens to naughty little girls who mess with wolves.

My close dog companion has probably smoked about five packets of fags since I’ve been out, and his cough will be worse and the vet will put him down. I need to go home and scold him roundly.

Sequel! ;D

minnow_53 April 30 2006, 23:16:59 UTC

Thank you very much! ♥ This was fun to write, but I was worried about producing yet another Tonks-bashing fic. Still, people who love Tonks don't have to read it, do they? :D

The sequel might be a bit grisly. I think next time round, Pink Riding Hood will definitely get chewed up by a tree-cutting machine or something.

^_^xx