That is just wrong on so many levels.

That makes no sense at all.

minister_fudge's LJ stalker is reeta_skeeta!reeta_skeeta is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also prank calling you regularly!

LJ Stalker Finder
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My Best Friend is malfoys_winOur 5 common interests are: authority, corruption, loyalty, power, winningWho is your best friend?
Created by macoto

hmm...