So I'm watching the Red Wings play tonight with my parents and my mom says that the coach of the Blackhawks looks mean. My dad responds with...

"Maybe his mother didn't breast feed him. Or he has hemroids."

Funniest thing he's said in years.

So I went to Drummond Island with Jarmy, it was fun. School starts in less than a week and I am pretty excited. Hope'ully by this time next year I won't live in Michigan anymore and I'll be going to grad school ( Read more... )

OKAY, WHOA. So I went to Indianapolis this weekend with the dudes that like fun and we had fun. Dude fest was sweet, it was fun. We drank a bunch of 'stones, moshed and got punched, ate friends pizza, met nice people, bought too much shit and/or slept in dirt piles. After all that fun nonsense was over I drove Max back to Chicago with Dunnasaurus ( Read more... )

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I never knew that Eastern's library has things other than books! Wow! I got the entire Blue Planet series by the BBC the other day and shit rules ( Read more... )

I got my first gray hair the other day. It was in my nose ( Read more... )

Wow, hey! Remember livejournal? Sweet! I forgot about you, lil' buddy. I feel like a negligent parent or at least a drunk uncle for not posting anything in so long. Wait, no I don't. Or do I? I don't know, DO I?!

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"Vice residue" (noun): the various sediments that accumulate as a byproduct of vice, including: semen, vaginal secretions, vomit, urine, cigarette ash, beer spills, etc. Usage: "Man, after the party last night my whole body was covered in vice residue."

"Cock me in the face" (phrase): an exclamation indicating severe displeasure at a certain ( Read more... )

Got quite drunk last night, stole a moped for a minute or so and registered for Calculus II. Apparently I forgot to set my alarm and I missed the first day of class. Whups. In order to make myself feel better about being such a failure I didn't go into work and sat on my ass all day playing World of Warcraft. Whups ( Read more... )

Totally best Saturday ever so far. Went to an active quarry in Dundee and examined glacial till and biosparite. Got a dropstone the size of my skull. Went to an abandoned quarry in Milan and got tons of awesome fossils including, but not limited to, crinoids, brachiopods (tons! and most intact), bivalves, tabulae and rugose corals and trilobites. ( Read more... )