Something like...minervasoloJune 3 2009, 21:05:24 UTC
(it was going to be the whole band, but dialogue fic is quite hard to do for five people!)
"I'm quitting the band."
"Gerard, you can't quit the band. You write the lyrics."
"I know, Ray, and I'm sorry, but I've found my vocation."
"I thought saving the world through music was your vocation."
"I'll still be saving the world! I'll be saving the world from inferior cosmetics!"
"Gerard..."
"No, Ray, let me show you. I have the travel case right here. Now, you're an Autumn, and your skin is medium... let's see, that's Sand. Now, this base is waterproof, and has a matte finish, which means you won't look sweaty on stage! And I think the Bonfire eyeshadow..."
"I'm quitting the band."
"Gerard, you can't quit the band. You write the lyrics."
"I know, Ray, and I'm sorry, but I've found my vocation."
"I thought saving the world through music was your vocation."
"I'll still be saving the world! I'll be saving the world from inferior cosmetics!"
"Gerard..."
"No, Ray, let me show you. I have the travel case right here. Now, you're an Autumn, and your skin is medium... let's see, that's Sand. Now, this base is waterproof, and has a matte finish, which means you won't look sweaty on stage! And I think the Bonfire eyeshadow..."
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I AM DEAD FROM LAUGHTER
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