I don't tend to go in for the celebrity lust very much, so a lot of this is completely made-up. But hopefully fun.
5. Julie Delpy. That pale skin, those eyes, the hair, the accent... yeah, smoking cigarettes in bed and twirling her hair around my fingers might not be, you know, such a bad thing.
4. Bill Clinton. Also, I'd get my own copy of Leaves of Grass.
3. Tilda Swinton. There's a woman who could teach me a thing or two. Or thirty.
2. Angela Bassett. She would totally break me, but I somehow doubt I'd mind.
1. Salma Hayek. Brains, passion, and oh yeah, ridiculously hottt. The boa constrictor table dance, and the pouring of tequila down her leg, are optional.
"Excuse me, I'm allowed to have sex with you."insidianMarch 3 2005, 15:24:33 UTC
1. Paul Bettany - Ah, my darling, lanky, British, albino lover! Curse you, Jennifer Connelly! Curse you!
2. Michael Barrett - Wear the gear, Poolboy, and tell me again: "This is our year."
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones - I will save you, Catherine! Save you from that elderly troll you married! If only you'd let me!
4. Jonny Lee Miller - Oh, Jonny! You have lost your Angelina, your Jude, your choice roles, and your superfluous 'h', but I love you. I love your wee hawk nose, your excessively strawberry lip-glossed mouth, and your terrible, terrible imitation of an American accent in "Hackers"! <3! Call me!
5. Norman Reedus - Though my lust for you is recent, darling Norman, it is no less fervent. Recover from your terrifying car crash! I will bear my breasts to you if it will help!
Mmmmm, nerds....mainstreammessMarch 3 2005, 15:33:34 UTC
These are all terrible, but oh so true. Luckily my husband is aware of most of them, and has his own (equally terrible) list. (Vanessa Carlton? What are you thinking!)
1) Alton Brown (Good Eats) - Men who can cook first of all are the best. But seriously, he's like a cross between Julia Child and Mr. Wizard, but cuter. And funnier. And I love the occasional film noir tributes. *sigh*
2) Evan Farmer (While You Were Out on TLC) - Alright, I am a sucker for goofballs. And goofballs with huge brown eyes are even better. Plus, he almost stripped in a fabric store.
3) Kevin Smith - Can't help it. Love him. But he might be just too smart for me.
4) Zach Braff - Scrubs would have been enough. Garden State made it necessary. The commentary from Garden State? He's just too cute.
5) Neil McDonough (Minority Report, Boomtown, Medical Investigation) - My most non-nerdy choice. I could watch Medical Investigation on mute for this man. The blond, with the ice blue eyes? *shiver* So pretty
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Re: Mmmmm, nerds....penguingalMarch 3 2005, 16:03:21 UTC
Evan Farmer has no right to look that hot. Did you see the ep where he was the designer and the designer was the host? He spent most of the time running around in a sleeveless shirt showing of the arm muscles. *FLAIL*
*wails and tugs at your sleeves piteously* My hopping-round-the-Midwest plans are all going wonky. WONKY! I somehow have to get from the boonies of southern Illinois to Minneapolis in one day, before 5pm, without a car. Or squillions of cash. And oh boy, but Amtrak's patchy once you leave the NE coast.
On the plus side, the time of the Ireland-Israel match was finally announced - we have a date at that soccer bar you mentioned, midday on Easter Saturday.
And oh boy, but Amtrak's patchy once you leave the NE coast. ha! yes. if you're going from chicago to michigan, you're golden, but other than that? not so much.
email me with the details of your plans so far - i'm trying to figure time off out and i need to tell my boss by tomorrow. and we'll figure something out, i promise. even if it's driving you from southern illinois to chicago and putting you on a train from here.
5. Clea DuVall. I don't know what it is, but she drives me wild. I think it's because she always looks like she's ready to pounce. 4. John C. Reilly. He's yet another one of my "Ugly" Movestar Boyfriends (Who Often But Not Always Have Three Names). I don't care what you think, the man is hot. 3. Matthew McConaughey. He's not my type, but I think it'd be awfully fun to listen to him talk dirty with that accent. 2. Cate Blanchett. I don't think that I could get anywhere near her because I'd walk into the room and stop dead in my tracks. That's ok, because then she'd seduce me, right? Right? 1. Salma Hayek. Guh. Great curves, fantastic eyes, gorgeous skin, and I'd bet she'd be a tiger in the sack.
"Matthew McConaughey. He's not my type, but I think it'd be awfully fun to listen to him talk dirty with that accent"
omg that is the truest thing i have heard all day.
I also have to agree with your ugly movie star boyfriend hypothesis. case in point: Benicio Del Toro -- he is definitely an acquired taste... my friend and i call it the creepy-hot factor. I have to go look at pictures of him now...
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5. Julie Delpy. That pale skin, those eyes, the hair, the accent... yeah, smoking cigarettes in bed and twirling her hair around my fingers might not be, you know, such a bad thing.
4. Bill Clinton. Also, I'd get my own copy of Leaves of Grass.
3. Tilda Swinton. There's a woman who could teach me a thing or two. Or thirty.
2. Angela Bassett. She would totally break me, but I somehow doubt I'd mind.
1. Salma Hayek. Brains, passion, and oh yeah, ridiculously hottt. The boa constrictor table dance, and the pouring of tequila down her leg, are optional.
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after seeing julie delpy at the oscars on sunday, i can understand that choice completely. *thumbs up*
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C'mon, you know it'd be fun.
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2. Michael Barrett - Wear the gear, Poolboy, and tell me again: "This is our year."
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones - I will save you, Catherine! Save you from that elderly troll you married! If only you'd let me!
4. Jonny Lee Miller - Oh, Jonny! You have lost your Angelina, your Jude, your choice roles, and your superfluous 'h', but I love you. I love your wee hawk nose, your excessively strawberry lip-glossed mouth, and your terrible, terrible imitation of an American accent in "Hackers"! <3! Call me!
5. Norman Reedus - Though my lust for you is recent, darling Norman, it is no less fervent. Recover from your terrifying car crash! I will bear my breasts to you if it will help!
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n'awwwwwww, he loves kids! <333
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1) Alton Brown (Good Eats) - Men who can cook first of all are the best. But seriously, he's like a cross between Julia Child and Mr. Wizard, but cuter. And funnier. And I love the occasional film noir tributes. *sigh*
2) Evan Farmer (While You Were Out on TLC) - Alright, I am a sucker for goofballs. And goofballs with huge brown eyes are even better. Plus, he almost stripped in a fabric store.
3) Kevin Smith - Can't help it. Love him. But he might be just too smart for me.
4) Zach Braff - Scrubs would have been enough. Garden State made it necessary. The commentary from Garden State? He's just too cute.
5) Neil McDonough (Minority Report, Boomtown, Medical Investigation) - My most non-nerdy choice. I could watch Medical Investigation on mute for this man. The blond, with the ice blue eyes? *shiver* So pretty ( ... )
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On the plus side, the time of the Ireland-Israel match was finally announced - we have a date at that soccer bar you mentioned, midday on Easter Saturday.
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ha! yes. if you're going from chicago to michigan, you're golden, but other than that? not so much.
email me with the details of your plans so far - i'm trying to figure time off out and i need to tell my boss by tomorrow. and we'll figure something out, i promise. even if it's driving you from southern illinois to chicago and putting you on a train from here.
IN ALMOST TWO WEEKS YOU WILL BE HERE! HOORAY!
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4. John C. Reilly. He's yet another one of my "Ugly" Movestar Boyfriends (Who Often But Not Always Have Three Names). I don't care what you think, the man is hot.
3. Matthew McConaughey. He's not my type, but I think it'd be awfully fun to listen to him talk dirty with that accent.
2. Cate Blanchett. I don't think that I could get anywhere near her because I'd walk into the room and stop dead in my tracks. That's ok, because then she'd seduce me, right? Right?
1. Salma Hayek. Guh. Great curves, fantastic eyes, gorgeous skin, and I'd bet she'd be a tiger in the sack.
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inDEED. *lust*
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omg that is the truest thing i have heard all day.
I also have to agree with your ugly movie star boyfriend hypothesis. case in point: Benicio Del Toro -- he is definitely an acquired taste... my friend and i call it the creepy-hot factor. I have to go look at pictures of him now...
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