DRABBLE: EXIT
Characters: Two Comedic Pirates
Rating: PG
Word Count: 148
For: blackpearlsails Community
Disclaimer: I do not own the crazy antics of said comedic pirates. That would be Disney and there mutinous ways....
He looked at her with a smile. He raised his eyebrows and widened his grin to show his decaying teeth. He nodded in her direction when she finally looked at him. He blew her a salty kiss in the air, running his hands over his body. He winked at her. He licked his finger and combed it through the straggly, greasy strands of hair left on his head.
“Oi! What was that for wench?!” he said as she punched him in the face.
“Even if you were the last pirate on this island, I would never procreate with you! The exit is that way!” she pointed as she shoved him out the door.
He rubbed his head in confusion.
“Seems she didn't like your romantic interlude, Pin,” Ragetti comforted.
Pintel slowly turned his head and glared at his partner-in-crime. “Bet you could do better then?”
Rating: PG
Word Count: 148
For: blackpearlsails Community
Disclaimer: I do not own the crazy antics of said comedic pirates. That would be Disney and there mutinous ways....
He looked at her with a smile. He raised his eyebrows and widened his grin to show his decaying teeth. He nodded in her direction when she finally looked at him. He blew her a salty kiss in the air, running his hands over his body. He winked at her. He licked his finger and combed it through the straggly, greasy strands of hair left on his head.
“Oi! What was that for wench?!” he said as she punched him in the face.
“Even if you were the last pirate on this island, I would never procreate with you! The exit is that way!” she pointed as she shoved him out the door.
He rubbed his head in confusion.
“Seems she didn't like your romantic interlude, Pin,” Ragetti comforted.
Pintel slowly turned his head and glared at his partner-in-crime. “Bet you could do better then?”