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[mimicucumber]

In Cafe Kunst, a very sweet cafe near CIC, this guy started talking to me in one of those unsolicited conversations that starts with, I dunno, asking for change for a tenner and then having this whole social mobilising things going on for no reason. He started talking to me about this money making project he was doing for artists. So naturally the

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[mr_clarinet]

The Tora Or Project is a global Reiki network of Second Degree and Master Reiki Healers that have dedicated themself to co-operate with the Light Beings of Sirius, Pleiades, Archturus and the Archangelic Orders of the Eternal Mother-Father God YHVH in building, integrating, empowering and regulating the sound and light architecture of the Planetary Bioholographic Light Matrix and the Personal Bioholographic Light Matrices of Humanity on Earth in Accordance with the Eternal Mother-Father God YHVH's Plan of Regenesis and Progenesis.

Oh God oh God. Not only is the content of the sentence a bunch of mindless drivel, but getting to the end of the sentence is as hard as running the London Marathon in high heels. On stilts. On fire.

[strangeglitter]

The first site was funny.

The second site is OMG - so scary. WHAT A WEIRDO.

[ninagirl]

I looked at the second site, skimmed the bit at the top and then saw 'Here we go'... and that was enough for me.
Well, that and the sparkly lion.

[polarvenka]

The penguin clip art makes the first site look completely legit. I might even give up my day job.

[standard_human]

An iPhone evaluation will clearly not do these sites justice.
I am therefore waiting until the morning to check/comment.
Sidenote: why would you leave your phone on at night??
Also: why haven't I got that number so I cam SEXT you pics of my boobs.
Srsly.