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Oct 29, 2010 21:34

In Cafe Kunst, a very sweet cafe near CIC, this guy started talking to me in one of those unsolicited conversations that starts with, I dunno, asking for change for a tenner and then having this whole social mobilising things going on for no reason. He started talking to me about this money making project he was doing for artists. So naturally the fact that I have a gallery was interesting to him, and I told him the website and then left the cafe. I was kind of embarrassed by his loud aussie accent disturbing everyone in the nice silent cafe so was glad to get away.

A few days later we bumped into each other in McDonalds, and again he was all hey! and in my face and somehow I gave him my number, I think because... I don't even know why, seriously.

That night he texted me his email, but it was half eleven and I don't have internet at home and didn't want to email him pointlessly from my BB, so I ignored it. The next night at midnight he texted me the link to the site for his 'moneymaking project for artists' and also the link to his 'real work'. Again, I ignored, cos it was midnight and I was probably busy/didn't see till late/was about to sleep and I totally forgot all about it the next day.

The next night at 1.10am he texted me with: 'Email or text me if you have a wish to really know me'. Well, that being an easy decision in a life full of very difficult decisions, I neither emailed nor texted him. Also it woke me up.

Last night at a whopping 4.30am, waking me up, he sent me a butthurt text: 'Thankyou for not replying. It was truly friendly of you.' Yes, I thought so, as I tried to get back to sleep.

So today a few things have pissed me off, and nothing helps so much as having a go at someone else. So I said 'If you text me past midnight as you have done twice now of course I will ignore it. Your horrible little text woke me up last night during a very stressful and busy period. Please do not contact me again.'

So that was satisfying. Seriously, there is something not right with people who do this.

That was all over with until I decided to check out his links. Woah!

Firstly the moneymaking site for artists:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT LOOKS DODGY AS HELL AND ANYWAY IF IT'S INTERNET MONEYMAKING WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT AT THE INTERNET?

So that was funny. Then, his 'real work'. I assumed this meant being a horrible artist or something, but NO IT'S REVEALING SOME LIFE SEKRITS AND DEEP SHIT MAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT IT'S GOT REIKI AND BARACK OBAMA AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE COMBINED SONAR WAVES OF WHALES AND DOLPHINS OMG YOU GUYS

And then I felt better not only about my text message but about myself as a human being also.

weird story, men, unashamed bitching, assholes

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