There is a blond girl currently crawling down the stairs, her eyes half way closed, due to tiredness, dressed in some kind of night gown. The Bunny is nothing if he don't have his morning cup of coffee. He pauses at the bottom of the stairs to gnaw on his foot, trying to figure out what he's missing, then shrugs it off ( Read more... )

Today is a day like any other. The sun is shining, the birds are crapping on the heads of those unwary who venture outside beneath the trees, and there's a heaping portion of potent magical food set out for unsuspecting bar patrons ( Read more... )

There's a large potted plant on the floor of the Bar, near the front door.

It wasn't there a while ago. Weird. Did the Oompa-Loompas decide to redecorate or something? If so, they need to take better care of this plant. It looks like it's on its last legs. Or stem. Or whatever.

[ooc: Please read this backroom post on Audrey II's feeding habits ( Read more... )

Vrrrmmm rrm rmm rmm put put put...

VRRRRRMMMMMMM rrm rmm put put..

"Fisk it!"

The Bunny kicks the miniature engine he has on the table, causing it to rattle on the stand.

RM rmmm rmm rmm...

"Oh, now it works!"

The Front Door opens and, for just a moment, the sounds of a massive construction site came into the bar, along with a certain Man in Black who hasn't been around in quite a while ( Read more... )

Mitchell Hundred has a headache.

His headache, as one might get from the slightly aggravated expression on his face as he looks at the mechanical wonder on the table before him, stems from the fact that there is a serious warp in the metal on the outside of his jetpack. It's actually bad enough that it's cracked in a couple of spots ( Read more... )

"Lemme see... I need about 20 pounds of steel, some metal workin tools, tires that are about six inches high, make them spoke rimmed if ya would,mhmm."

The Bunny eyes his accumulating piles.

"And some extra stuff. Ya know what I'm workin fer."

Oh, Bar. So helpful. So in trouble.

[OOM: After the briefing, and after gearing up with every weapon they can can carry, Teams Alpha and Delta head out, while Team Omega stands guard at the Front Door, making sure not a drop of Black Oil reaches Milliways and, from there, the rest of the universe.

So how does it go?

Well, Team Alpha find out why you should never ignore an MiB trash ( Read more... )

Out in the woods, there is a Bunny. and he's got a Bike.

"RUN RABBIT, RUN!"

And he's using it to hunt down Demon Bunnies. Cause they make really fun noises when you squish them.

VROOM, VROOM!

HRUUGSQUANK!

"Got another one!"

[OOM: The briefing's complete, the teams are ready, and the Front Door awaits. It's time to step across the threshold, back into the Headquarters of the Men in Black, where Teams Alpha, Delta, and Omega are delighted to find all sorts of shiny thingsOf course, these being Milliways people, the shiniest things of all are the ones that make other ( Read more... )