The door to the Bar swings open, there's nothing unusual about this except for the fat, bald guy in his underpants that walks through it.

Homer glances around the Bar suspiciously while scratching his butt.

"Marge...When did we have Bar put into the bathroom?"

He looks over his shoulder waiting for Marge's reply but there's only a wall there now.  He ( Read more... )

SOME people may not like the snow, but then SOME people aren't built for it. Not their fault, Belar guesses. It's just, you know, he's not about to go back to Canada or Mongolia or Alaska or something while Garion's laid up in the infirmary, and he's really not supposed to be on Gara physically, and Nedra threatened him something awful because the ( Read more... )

[ Who helps the helpers?]

Will opens the door of Harald's stall, he should be tripping over a rake that everyone forgets to pick up and instead finds the bar. A look of confusion and great worry cross his young face as he starts looking for the exits and curses quietly since he really hates being lost. Last time he got turned around in a part of Sherwood, he didn't know, ( Read more... )

[OOC: After this.]

Sometimes you have to get some air.

Sometimes you just have to (run away) get away ( Read more... )

Inara has just come down from the brothel office, where she had stopped to check for any new paperwork. She takes a seat at the bar, ready for an early lunch ( Read more... )

[Not-Quite-OOM: Up in the Delicate Flowers suite, Jack Harkness and Nanny Ogg... get on. Er. A lot.

:D?]

Apparently, tardiness is running in the family this week. After all his careful preparation during the early afternoon, Indy is embarrassingly late to start Happy Hour. There might have been a post-ski lesson nap involved ( Read more... )

[OOM: Steph takes Zuko back to his suite and Iroh both; Nanny Ogg busts in on the awkward family moment and .... well, she and Iroh get very comfortable indeed. Later, Steph returns to bring the dogs back now that Zuko's no longer made of felt, and ... well, old flames are bound to leap to light if things get hot enough.... After unadvisable ( Read more... )

[OOM: The best midwife in history brings Alanna a carving knife to clean. They discuss children, witchcraft, kings, and... magic in the bedroom. Not surprisingly, Alanna quite likes Nanny Ogg.]