Cyrus is behind the bar today, looking good in a white polo shirt and bartender's apron. He thumbs through the mixmaster's guide he found, and for once decides to go beyond just single malt scotch.

Today's Specials

Brown Bomber
Tyson Punch
Dempsey Cocktail

Half off all drinks if you can name five heavyweight champions (prior to 2006 AD)Clearly ( Read more... )

It's time once again for the late middle aged college dean with the magically created body of a heavyweight champ to sling some booze. And again, his choice of specials is not very clever, but likely to be somewhat popular.

Today's Specials
All brands of single malt scotch

"Who wants a drink," he calls out.

It is another lovely summer's night at Milliways. Outside in the fading light, a breeze rustles the grass and leaves, and the lap of the lake on the shore provides a pleasant descant. The air is warm enough to be comfortable; cool enough to be invigorating, to make a couple draw close to share warmth ( Read more... )

Andy has an iPod--

What? He'll give it back, he promises. He just wanted to listen to some rock while drinking the coffee he liberated from a kid outside of Mark's. Is that a crime?

Oh ... it is? Look, he'll give it back.

But he's sitting in an armchair for now, listening with one earbud in, drinking his cappuccino and reading a bookNothing ( Read more... )

Robin hasn't been back to the bar since her disasterous date with Herc. As such, she has no idea what Barney's been up to on his own sojourns.

But she needs a mental break today, so she's here, sitting at Bar and drinking a beer.

[anyone is welcome to say that they saw the Let's Go To the Mall video that Barney was playing last week and harass ( Read more... )

Cyrus once again works the heavy bag under the warm June sun. He's gotten used to his new face but not the boxer's body. Not to the stamina, not to the relative speed. It's like getting a new car. The principles are the same as with the old, but there subtle differences. Only moreso ( Read more... )

Someone had one too many gee-an-tees last night. Common sense, then, might dictate that someone does not seek out the bar behind the liquor cabinet - or in the closet, or behind the bathroom mirror; doors keep cropping up where he least expects them to - but someone isn't in the right frame of mind to listen to common sense ( Read more... )

Cyrus takes his place behind the bar, dressed in a neat new polo shirt and bartender's apron. There's a book on mixology at hand, but he hopes that the patrons will instead pay attention to the board...

Today's Specials
All brands - single malt scotch

He stands at the ready, and looks for customers.

X-23 has recently discovered that promotions come with a lot of extra paperwork. And a lot of extra computer files. For the most part she doesn't mind ( Read more... )

Cinderella didn't have a problem with the idea of a sentient magical Bar. Hello, walking fairy-tale here. She makes a point of reminding herself to say "hello" and ask how Bar was, whenever she comes to order.
"When do you ever get a break? I mean, if you can't leave..." she wonders tonight, as she sips her coffee ( Read more... )