Cyrus is behind the bar today, looking good in a white polo shirt and bartender's apron. He thumbs through the mixmaster's guide he found, and for once decides to go beyond just single malt scotch.
Today's Specials
Brown BomberTyson PunchDempsey Cocktail Half off all drinks if you can name five heavyweight champions (prior to 2006 AD)
Clearly, Cyrus has boxing on the brain as much as on the body.
"OK, people, place your orders!"