Entrance Pøst
A moose ambles through the door. In as much as a moose can look sneaky, this one does. Although there are stranger things about the animal.
CAPTAIN double-oh-Moose, infamoose ballet pirate scourge of the high seas...!
The looking-glass, for instance.
The dastardly, debonaire dude sidles slyly from his captors once again, seeking excitement and adventure in the unending quest for his nemesis, the ferocious dogooder...
And the pirate hat, perched precariously between his immense antlers.
...MANUEL POSTMARK!
Not to mention the ballerina shoes stretched over his hooves and laced up his furry legs.
Although any foul dogooder will do, really. For tonight, CAPTAIN Moose is out to commit deeds of the most wretched sort! Selling children for a hefty profit as slaves to the hallibut import industry! Beating women with broccoli! Shameless thievery and FEAR!!!
The moose tip-toes through the bar and stands by the wall near the exit to the lake, eyeing the partons shiftily.
But nobody ever catches.... THE MOOSE!
CAPTAIN double-oh-Moose, infamoose ballet pirate scourge of the high seas...!
The looking-glass, for instance.
The dastardly, debonaire dude sidles slyly from his captors once again, seeking excitement and adventure in the unending quest for his nemesis, the ferocious dogooder...
And the pirate hat, perched precariously between his immense antlers.
...MANUEL POSTMARK!
Not to mention the ballerina shoes stretched over his hooves and laced up his furry legs.
Although any foul dogooder will do, really. For tonight, CAPTAIN Moose is out to commit deeds of the most wretched sort! Selling children for a hefty profit as slaves to the hallibut import industry! Beating women with broccoli! Shameless thievery and FEAR!!!
The moose tip-toes through the bar and stands by the wall near the exit to the lake, eyeing the partons shiftily.
But nobody ever catches.... THE MOOSE!