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[terroristmoose]

A moose ambles through the door. In as much as a moose can look sneaky, this one does. Although there are stranger things about the animal.
CAPTAIN double-oh-Moose, infamoose ballet pirate scourge of the high seas...!
The looking-glass, for instance.
The dastardly, debonaire dude sidles slyly from his captors once again, seeking excitement and

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[auntie_di]

What. The. Fuck.

There are no words.

Diana flails.

[terroristmoose]

The moose staaaaaaares at her.
Well, well, what have we here? The pretty wench is stricken by the sight of such a fiend in the midst of her companions! Never mind. She will be spared.

For now. *condescending cackle*
He grunts quietly and bobs his head.

[auntie_di]

"Holy Crap."

*beat*

"Wow. A Native of the Homeland. Hey."

[terroristmoose]

The moose flicks his ears.
Ah! She knows of my beloved Cambodian outback! The gushing rivers! The towering sequoias! Those delightful little red beetles that shimmer and crunch when you smoosh them unrepentently below the heels of your powerful hoof! My heart bleeds at the memory...
"Woooooonk!" he says sadly.

[doc_venkman]

Peter staaaared.

"Somebody call animal control. Looks like we got an escapee from the zoo."

[terroristmoose]

HAH! Those fools? The couldn't catch me on their radar screens. I am IN-VISSSSSSSSSS-a-ble!
The moose lowers his antlers (with hat) and paws the floor a few times.

[doc_venkman]

"Oh, learned moose, huh? If I say three, you're going to tap three times? Or did Timmy fall into the well again?"

[terroristmoose]

You mock me, impudent human. Beware! There are few who would do so twice!
The moose makes a little hop, balancing for just an instant on the very tips of his ballerina-shoed hooves.

[gooddoggromit]

Gromit's ears shoot up.

It's not every day one sees a sight like this, even in Milliways.

[terroristmoose]

The moose catches sight of the small mammal and eyes him with the air of a lord to a loyal toady.
Ahhh, my four-legged brethren have infiltrated this human dwelling place already! Good evening, manged one. What news? Long have I been plundering upon the high seas!

[gooddoggromit]

Gromit frowns. What right does a moose have to be snobbish? Especially in such a ridiculous outfit. The moose probably has never invented a single thing in its life, aside from fashion crimes.

[terroristmoose]

Well, no, that much was true. The moose wasn't much of an inventor. But he was an internationally renouned criminal mastermind!!!
You seem upset. Have the plans gone awry??
He seems suddenly nervous.