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[terroristmoose]

A moose ambles through the door. In as much as a moose can look sneaky, this one does. Although there are stranger things about the animal.
CAPTAIN double-oh-Moose, infamoose ballet pirate scourge of the high seas...!
The looking-glass, for instance.
The dastardly, debonaire dude sidles slyly from his captors once again, seeking excitement and

Comments

[doc_venkman]

Peter staaaared.

"Somebody call animal control. Looks like we got an escapee from the zoo."

[terroristmoose]

HAH! Those fools? The couldn't catch me on their radar screens. I am IN-VISSSSSSSSSS-a-ble!
The moose lowers his antlers (with hat) and paws the floor a few times.

[doc_venkman]

"Oh, learned moose, huh? If I say three, you're going to tap three times? Or did Timmy fall into the well again?"

[terroristmoose]

You mock me, impudent human. Beware! There are few who would do so twice!
The moose makes a little hop, balancing for just an instant on the very tips of his ballerina-shoed hooves.

[doc_venkman]

"And you're a dancer, too. You'll go far in show business, do you need an agent?"

[terroristmoose]

The animal appears suddenly vexed. He tosses his immense head to look back over his shoulder with an expression of foreboding, in as much as a moose can have an expression.
I'm afraid that particular role is taken, my good sir. But if you would be so kind as to leave me your card, I'll send my hitmen to negotiate a deal with you as soon as possible...

[doc_venkman]

Venkman wasn't that up on animal knowledge, but usually when one looked vexed, that only meant one thing.

"Uh, you know there's an area out back with woods and everything if you need to take care of something. Like the lil moose room, only a lot bigger."

[terroristmoose]

He flattens his ears against his head.
Such crass bluntness! Even I, the TERROR OF THE NORTH, have more manners than that! Please, sir, do you not think I am quite capable of seeing to my own affairs in that department?
He glowers at the human. He's starting to look a little annoyed.

[doc_venkman]

"What? Just a suggestion since we got regular bathrooms, but I don't think you'd fit with the magnificent rack you're sporting."

[terroristmoose]

He clops his front hooves together and poses elegantly.
Flattery! I cannot pretend to be wholly displeased. Perhaps I shall consider you as an addition to my ranks of evil. How are you at crocheting?

[doc_venkman]

Peter nodded at that, "Smartly done."

[terroristmoose]

You would make a fair advisor. You agree with me. I like that.
He favors the human with a lick to the hair.

[doc_venkman]

Peter shies back from that, "Ok, hey, rule number 1 with Pete, don't mess with the hair. Alright? I shampooed and rinsed today. Twice."

"And what's with the hat? You moonlight as a pirate?"

[terroristmoose]

Moon or sun, it makes no difference to the CAPTAIN!
The moose weaves slyly from one pink laced hoof to the other.
You see only one of my faces! HAHA! Next time you spot me in a crowd, you will never know, never even suspect! But I'll be there, oh yes! Like a shadow superglued to a gnat that buzzes forever in the ear of Justice!

[doc_venkman]

"I think I've seen some pirates around here, so you'll get along famously, I'm sure. I'd lose the slippers though, doesn't make the badass pirate image well. Should consider a makeover." Peter commented eyeing the hat, and slippers.

[terroristmoose]

It's part of the disguise!
He snorts defensively.