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[maxwellsdemon02]

Cubefall isn't surprising after you've seen it happen a few years running, but it's always nifty. Especially if you're an engineer or mechanic.

So, Duo is behind the bar, swiping black Legos to build a tiny robot.

SPECIALS
Coffee
Smoothies (alcoholic or non)
Floats (with root beer, ginger ale, or real beer)

Come and get it.

(OOC: Defeated by

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[river_meimei]

River has a pink sundress, a vidscreen in her hand, and an expression somewhere between 'perplexed' and 'dubious' directed at the vidscreen.

She also, a few moments later, has a barstool. Hi Duo! She'll be with you shortly.

[maxwellsdemon02]

"I was planning to kiss you hello," Duo says, polishing a glass in traditional cliché bartender fashion. "But if you're suddenly a kitten or a robot or something, I hope you won't hold it against me if I don't."

[river_meimei]

Duo gets the dubious look this time!

It's entirely good-natured, though. And kinda fond.

"We'll skip the neural remapping," she agrees, with a pointed glance down at the vidscreen, and then sets it down on the bar so she can rise up on her toes. (On the barstool's rungs. This is what careful balance with one hand against the bar is for.)

The vidscreen waits a minute -- displaying small images of a mongoose, a pink robot, a velociraptor, and a bird with a heavy beak and beady eyes -- before fading into the bartop.

[maxwellsdemon02]

...lucky for him, he is too distracted by girlfriend to see said pink robot that is an abomination. He uses a handy shelf as a step, boosting himself into reach.

He gives River a lingering kiss (hey, it's been a while!) before dropping back behind the bar to grin at her.

"Get you anything?"

[seat_five_girl]

"Piiip!"

Hey Duo! Long time no see!

[maxwellsdemon02]

"...uh, hi, bird that is probably a patron."

The downside of Cubefall. Not everyone can talk.

"Peep once if you want a drink, twice if you want something to eat. But don't think I'm giving you any alcohol. Even if you are old enough." No one needs to see drunk flying.

[seat_five_girl]

It would in the narrations experience be more like drunk falling, with lots of incoherent singing. Drunkenness crosses species boundaries in a lot of ways.

"Priip priip!"

[maxwellsdemon02]

"Hmm."

Duo rummages on a set of shelves and comes up with a bird book. It takes him a few minutes of page flipping and muttering before he comes up with a match to whoever is sitting in front of him. He raises an eyebrow.

"Bees? Seriously?" He looks at the bird. "It's your stomach. Uh. Do you really want bees? Or should we try some other protein? Let's go with once for yes and twice for no."