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[maxwellsdemon02]

Cubefall isn't surprising after you've seen it happen a few years running, but it's always nifty. Especially if you're an engineer or mechanic.

So, Duo is behind the bar, swiping black Legos to build a tiny robot.

SPECIALS
Coffee
Smoothies (alcoholic or non)
Floats (with root beer, ginger ale, or real beer)

Come and get it.

(OOC: Defeated by

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[seat_five_girl]

"Piiip!"

Hey Duo! Long time no see!

[maxwellsdemon02]

"...uh, hi, bird that is probably a patron."

The downside of Cubefall. Not everyone can talk.

"Peep once if you want a drink, twice if you want something to eat. But don't think I'm giving you any alcohol. Even if you are old enough." No one needs to see drunk flying.

[seat_five_girl]

It would in the narrations experience be more like drunk falling, with lots of incoherent singing. Drunkenness crosses species boundaries in a lot of ways.

"Priip priip!"

[maxwellsdemon02]

"Hmm."

Duo rummages on a set of shelves and comes up with a bird book. It takes him a few minutes of page flipping and muttering before he comes up with a match to whoever is sitting in front of him. He raises an eyebrow.

"Bees? Seriously?" He looks at the bird. "It's your stomach. Uh. Do you really want bees? Or should we try some other protein? Let's go with once for yes and twice for no."

[seat_five_girl]

That gets a head tilt. Someone didn't read all the way through the description of their new species.

"Priip," and something that might be a jerky nod.

Jumping into things it is!

[maxwellsdemon02]

"Okay then!"

Duo ducks back behind the bar to shuffle jars around. He vanishes briefly into the back. He comes back with a slightly shell-shocked expression and a jar labeled 'Vespa crabro'. So many bugs.

"Looks kinda like wasps." He get a couple out with a pair of tweezers, and sets them on a plate in front of the bird. "Go for it."

[seat_five_girl]

It takes a few tries to get the angles right with the beak, and it's actually kind of messy for the first try. Or two. Smashing insects open isn't neat at the best of times anyway.

"Priiiip!"

A success that probably has a great deal to do with the current body having an entirely different set of taste buds than a human, but a success none the less.

[maxwellsdemon02]

"Whattaya know! You'll have to forgive me if I don't try one. I prefer my insects chocolate covered at the least."

Duo's palate is widely known for being accepting of almost anything edible. But he draws the line at things with more than four legs. So far, anyway.

[seat_five_girl]

"Pri-ip!"

That's what you get for staying human Duo. Limited horizons.

Not that Ako would be going for chocolate covered insects most days either, but different needs when you're something different.

[maxwellsdemon02]

Hey, he's in the middle of important system management, here! No screen for him yet.

"You're a cheeky one, aren't you?"

He wonders if they know each other. Would you take bees from a stranger?

[seat_five_girl]

"Priip."

This is an innocent bird Duo. Innocent!

Besides everyone in the bar is strange one way or another.

[maxwellsdemon02]

Duo eyes her. "I just know that was some sort of comment on my intelligence or something."

You're not paranoid if they are watching you.

[seat_five_girl]

...You've been spending to much time with Zed and the rest of the MiB crew Duo.

"P-prip"

Ako takes a moment to smash another hornet into pieces and eat the remains. Counter arguments aren't really something that would work well at the moment.