Comments | milliways_bar: Happy Hour!

srspirate in milliways_bar

Happy Hour!

Jan 17, 2009 21:57

"Oh Grand Lady of the Mahogany Persuasion! I will take your finest port, and your finest wenches this eve. Start off with the port, and just keep the maids coming!"

A note appears instead.

"'Social Experiment'? Nay, Lady, I think you mean bar tending. But I--"

'ZzzzzZZzzzz...'Porthos blinks at the Bar. "She's sleeping," he mutters, blinking ( Read more... )

bartending, ingress, athos, happy hour, spoon

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there_is_a_me January 18 2009, 04:04:45 UTC

Spoon looks at the specials, frowns a bit, and says, "Protropon. Sommat from when Hektor was twenty or so."

srspirate January 18 2009, 04:09:24 UTC

Is the bartender amused?

"...You're joking, right?"

Because if you're not, and a bottle of wine survived Ancient Greece, you're so buying the bartender a round.

there_is_a_me January 18 2009, 04:10:53 UTC

"This is Milliways." Spoon points out, "There's got to be a bottle back there somewhere. I hope. I like the taste of Protropon."

srspirate January 18 2009, 04:14:13 UTC

...Well, the bartender can't argue with that logic.

"It isn't French," he points out, turning around to examine the collection of wines. "But if it hasn't turned sour, I imagine it would be quite--Oh look!"

HE HAS COME UP VICTORIOUS!

Spoon gets a healthy goblet of wine, poured with much ceremony.

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smallestopener January 18 2009, 04:08:09 UTC

Hey, look, it's a maid! Just one who's waaaaaay too young for wine. Or being a wench!

Ingress laughs. "Hi. I'd like a milkshake, please."

srspirate January 18 2009, 04:10:36 UTC

Not exactly what Porthos was hoping for, no.

"...A what?"

Milk. Shake.

OH THE MENTAL IMAGES.

smallestopener January 18 2009, 04:39:21 UTC

"A milkshake. You know, ice cream and milk? Shaken up?"

srspirate January 18 2009, 04:42:58 UTC

"Ice, cream, and milk?" asks Porthos, quite skeptically.

Ice? ICE?? What?!

"...Does it... have wine in it?"

He can do wine!

He begins looking around the Bar for this alleged "ice" the girl speaks of.

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no_saber January 18 2009, 05:05:15 UTC

Here, at least, is someone who is (almost) of age.

But she can be very mature! When she's being threatened with rock-scrubbing, anyway.

"Please, may I have something to drink?"

srspirate January 18 2009, 05:12:06 UTC

Yeah, he's just going to stare.

(He's, uh, never seen a green person before.)

no_saber January 18 2009, 05:18:07 UTC

She bites her lip, not sure what to do next. Maybe he doesn't understand Basic?

"Um. Sir?"

srspirate January 18 2009, 05:20:02 UTC

"You are green."

Beat.

"And very lovely."

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srsdrinker January 18 2009, 05:17:13 UTC

If Athos happens to vault himself (quite spectacularly, we might add) over the bartop to land on the side which his friend is occupying, with a dashing sweep of his tunic to boot...well, that's exactly what he does.

(He might have already been drinking, this evening.)

"Porthos!"

srspirate January 18 2009, 05:22:33 UTC

"You have always had a flare for the dramatic. It's rather annoying, as it takes the attention off of me."

Porthos turns to his friend and manages to (mostly) restrain a smirk.

"In good spirits, my friend? Or simply drinking them?"

srsdrinker January 18 2009, 05:25:22 UTC

"Who says I can't have both?"

Porthos gets an arm slung around his shoulders and a half-hug before Athos glances over at him.

"Wine. What are you drinking?"

srspirate January 18 2009, 05:31:20 UTC

"Typically one is the result of another," Porthos snorts, accepting the awkward embrace.

"I have yet to partake. I seem to be, uh, under new employment?

"Don't tell Aramis."

(That last bit is whispered with utter seriousness.)

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