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[stilljustandrew]

*There's an Andrew in the bar

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[there_is_a_me]

"I do not," Spoon says as he sits down with his bottle of beer and his bottle of paracetamol, "have a sister. Remind me of that."

[stilljustandrew]

...hi. And what?

[there_is_a_me]

"I do not have a sister." Spoon repeats, "But I remember having a sister. She's not in me files, but she's in me memories. She's fuckin' perfect, she's fuckin' beautiful, she's fuckin' intelligent, and she's not real. Some fuckin' brain-eating thing."

Then he washes down painkillers with beer.

[stilljustandrew]

*Andrew stares.*

Frell. Something mindwarped you.

*Now he really has to find Jeri. Mind-healing is one of her specialties!*

[iwenttomissouri]

"Ooh, what are those?" Missouri points to the fried paradoxes.

[stilljustandrew]

Fried paradoxes. One of Bar's specialties. You've never had one?

*Andrew smiles, and pushes the plate over to her.*

They're weird, but really good.

[iwenttomissouri]

She hesitates. "Fried paradoxes? What do they taste like?"

They do smell good, now she comes to think about it.

[stilljustandrew]

*cheerful* They taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike onion rings.

[gone_byebye]

"Andrew," says Ray, without preamble, "we have a problem. We are no longer on the Twinkie scale here."

[stilljustandrew]

Not even a really big Twinkie?

*Joke, yeah, but he's sitting up and paying attention.*

What do we got?

[gone_byebye]

"We're looking at a Hostess Sno-ball here," Ray says. "The scary looking marshmallow and cookie things with the coconut shavings on them that make 'em look like they were growing in somebody's basement. Andrew, I think something is trying to insinuate itself into as many universes as possible by forcing itself into people's memories with the intention of draining energy, possibility, or possibly even the fundamental underlying solidity of the local reality itself from across the multiverse. It's spreading faster than the Hounds of Tindalos on the trail of Kyle Reese."

[stilljustandrew]

... yeah that's not good at all.

What kind of a something? Do we have any stats?