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[scapepig]

There is a large unsuspecting pig by the fire, munching on an apple.

Why not come join him?

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[general_lando]

"Godo afternoon, Snowball. It's been a while." Of course, at some level Lando is still not sure jsut what to make make of a sentient Earther pig. But he's good at not thinking too deeply of such matters.

[scapepig]

"Good afternoon comrade Lando." the pig replies, looking up.

"How are you? You are right, it has been some time."

[general_lando]

"I am doing well. Things at home have kept me busy. Some new business ventures, and some favors for friends." Lando takes a chair.

"And how are you? Are you still sharing Amanda's rooms?"

[scapepig]

He nods.

"Yes, but sometimes I sleep outside. And I am well, although I hold no hope of ever returning home as part of my society now."

[that_valentine]

An imp, small, inconspicuos, sneaks over. Intoning is heard, very faint, almost inaudible. There is a puff of smoke, a crackle of fire, and the smoke dissipates. In Snowball's place is, on all fours, a man. A very naked man. Oh dear.

A high giggle is heard, and anyone looking in the right direction would see a tiny figure streak across the room, and dive into the fireplace. Then it is gone.

[scapepig]

Snowball blinks.

The first thing he notices is that his nose is the wrong shape for eating the apple. Then he notices that his legs are too long.

He looks up at the giggle and frowns a little.

Then he looks down.

Hands, fingers...

"Gosh, I've got a six pack!"

Beat.

"And my tail is gone."

Beat.

"And my previously adequate apparatus is far too tiny."

He shuffles back a little, finding his feet awkward and in the way, and not knowing where to put them. Then he tries to stand upright and falls straight over.

At this point he is becoming frightened.