[Pre-Milliways: Will the real
Gordon Freeman please
stand up?]
Alyx Vance walks into Milliways and keeps right on walking. She barely seems to notice the people around her; she just makes a beeline for the back door, her expression perfectly blank.
Her expression stays blank as she walks out the back door and across the grounds, up until she reaches the heavy bag.
And starts wailing on it with all her might.
We dare you to interrupt her.