Comments | millikov: I think I saw a porno like this once.

millikov

I think I saw a porno like this once.

Jun 11, 2008 13:40

I watched Spain's first Euro '08 match last night, and woah, what, gay porn much?

Torres sets Villa up for his first goal, Villa jumps Torres and they celebrate by clinging to each other, tumbling to the ground and rolling around on the grass, all sweaty and rain-drenched.

Torres gets subbed off early in the 2nd half. Villa scores his hat-trick ( Read more... )

manly manporn of manlove, football

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halcyonyears June 11 2008, 05:53:35 UTC

man utd will buy him to replace that blowhard ronaldo, and deny you your wish for man love. ha!

neongreenleaf June 11 2008, 13:25:06 UTC

NOW the question is: Are they gay or European? Europeans can be very affectionate to people of the same sex WITHOUT it meaning that they are gay.

millikov June 11 2008, 14:04:56 UTC

All footballers are gay on the pitch. This is an accepted fact.

It's a very special, football kind of gay that allows straight men to treat their teammates with as much affection on the pitch as they would their wives and girlfriends off pitch. Sometimes more so.

It was especially prevalent at Liverpool last season. There was a Torres-Gerrard Saga of Love and Passion. It was Epic. And now with Euro, Torres seems to have switched his affections to Villa. I'm not sure, though, if one is allowed to have two football boyfriends, one from your club team and one from your national team.

aerlinnel June 11 2008, 14:59:50 UTC

LOL. I especially love the requisite suits standing off to the side looking awkward at the homoeroticism (cf. "La Vie Bohème").

Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men! millikov June 13 2008, 15:54:54 UTC

That's the Russian coach, but oh man, now I cannot stop looking at it in your context and wondering if he's going, "hokay, this is awkward" or just really wishes he could join in the fun (can't anybody find hiiiiiim, somebody to loooooove?).

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millikov June 15 2008, 13:03:50 UTC

typing that word in a positive connotation makes me feel all dirty inside.

Well, that is the point of football manporn.

Or you could just keep posting the best of. XD

I shall do my best!

Also, why you should watch more football (or at least, watch more Torres): his favourite book is the Silmarillion and his has a Tengwar tattoo on his arm! HOW AWESOME IS THAT. That alone justifies the $25 million Liverpool paid for him.