I think I saw a porno like this once.
I watched Spain's first Euro '08 match last night, and woah, what, gay porn much?
Torres sets Villa up for his first goal, Villa jumps Torres and they celebrate by clinging to each other, tumbling to the ground and rolling around on the grass, all sweaty and rain-drenched.
Torres gets subbed off early in the 2nd half. Villa scores his hat-trick goal and then procceds to blow everyone off as he makes a beeline for his boyfriend Torres.
Even by football's high threshold of manlove, even by Liverpool's high threshold of manlove, this is maybe a leetle excessive.
And somewhere in Liverpool, a very jealous Steven Gerrard is throwing things angrily at his telly and spewing obscenities David Villa.
Solution: David Villa should come to Liverpool. We'd break 60 goals a season and they can have their big honkin' threesome of manlove up front. Sounds like a good plan to me. YES.
Torres sets Villa up for his first goal, Villa jumps Torres and they celebrate by clinging to each other, tumbling to the ground and rolling around on the grass, all sweaty and rain-drenched.
Torres gets subbed off early in the 2nd half. Villa scores his hat-trick goal and then procceds to blow everyone off as he makes a beeline for his boyfriend Torres.
Even by football's high threshold of manlove, even by Liverpool's high threshold of manlove, this is maybe a leetle excessive.
And somewhere in Liverpool, a very jealous Steven Gerrard is throwing things angrily at his telly and spewing obscenities David Villa.
Solution: David Villa should come to Liverpool. We'd break 60 goals a season and they can have their big honkin' threesome of manlove up front. Sounds like a good plan to me. YES.