Ode to Clare Jones ( Read more... )

I love New Orleans.

I miss New Orleans.

Watch the fucking Saints game

Camille: Hey Mom, you know what I'm really excited about in college?
Mom: What?
Camille: The boys!
Mom: Camille, you need to be careful, there's a lot of rohypnol out there.

Way to kill the mood, Jackie.

I fucking love television.

The Office is so amazing.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS WONDERFUL

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Penises!

1. Penises were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Penises are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about penises!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The penis state'!
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their ( Read more... )

Thank you Franklin scheduling for fucking things up. Here's my schedule. Andrew's is underneath ( Read more... )

My sad sad celebrity.

Note the crazy, eye-darting look in my eyes.

And also, note that journalism in Lafayette means bending the truth just a little bit to make things more interesting.http://www.acadiananow.com/apps/pbcs.dll/

NOTE: Charter was OVERWHELMINGLY PASSED!!!!! YAY ( Read more... )

Got my Fed-Ex package today.

Turns out I get $5000 just for showing up at the Teen Tournament. $10,000 if I make it to semis.

I don't care very much about money. I never have. But the idea of having...a lot of it...at my disposal is VERY cool.

BEST FEDEX PACKAGE EVER.

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