OK, this is totally hilarious.

[milkywayanimal]

This is something I expect everyone of you to do because it's wonderful, and you will get a kick out of it.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE

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[asthma_attack37]

remember that time we went shopping, adn you confused this old bum on a bench with santa claus, and sat on his lap. but he freaked out and called the security guards to come and drag you away.... and while you were being dragged, you spilled all your newly purchased marbles, and everyone slipped and fell and then i had to crawl all over the mall getting the marbles back while you waited outside cuz you were banned from the mall forever.

way to sit on a hobo.

[simply_amused]

My favorite memory of you is that time we went to Jon-Jon's and we saw Mr. Carpenter and Mr. Calendar there. You thought it would be a great idea to pretend we were strippers so that we could get enough money to adopt a sea horse. But you didn't think that I'd get to Carpenter first--which I did, so you got stuck dancing for Mr. Calendar which SUCKED cuz of obvious reasons.

Thankfully they didn't recognize us!! We scored enough cash for that sea horse, Gerald, and Mr. Carpenter and I had the sex.

THE END!
:)

[milkywayanimal]

HAHAHA, yeah, those were some good times... Good thing AP Chem was the farthest from HIS mind... lol

[bananaboy87]

sigh.....remember that one time that we were at the mall....and we bought a bunch of stufff.....then found a wad of money outside with exactly what we spent and we ran thru that meadow that was next to the mall.....where we found another wad of money....then we went and bought more stuff....yeah, i think that was pretty much it.....lmao