OK, this is totally hilarious.
This is something I expect everyone of you to do because it's wonderful, and you will get a kick out of it.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your l/j or blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you! :-P
P.S. Don't forget to sign your name!!!!
Coming home soon,
~Alexandra