I know you must have enjoyed my sordid tale. You've documented and calculated and circled it all in red ink and made a note of everything. You've got me. You've pinned me. You've been digesting every word and I never had a clue until you circled in ( Read more... )

I made banana pancakes "Dancer in the Dark" style this morning when I got out of the shower without my glasses on. It was interesting. I had to squint, get close to the cutting board to dice the 'nanners and had my nose almost flush with the pan so I could tell when the cakes had bubbled up enough to indicate that they were ready to flip ( Read more... )

I woke up thinking about you and your black hair, and your crooked smile and sitting in your bed smacking each other with your stuffed llama and reading Twisted Toyfare Theatre. It still shocks me when I think about how much I loved you, how completely intoxicated I was by you everyday and how no one has ever made my heart pound the way you have ( Read more... )

Somebody on the internet drew my picture today. I feel special.


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Oh no-- It's right there and I don't know what to do! Maybe this is what Mother always warned me about!! I shouldn't give away the milk for free!!! No one is ever going to buy the goat if the udders dangle!!!!


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Is anyone else having gmail problems this morning, or are unable to access their accounts?

Arrrrgh.

I'm sitting here on the freshly vacuumed and Fabreezed rug in my spotless, very good smelling living room listening to "Roxy Music" while I wait to show my apartment to a few people that are supposed to arrive within an hour or so. I'm praying for non-knuckle dragging guys and keeping my fingers crossed that the two girls that are supposed to look ( Read more... )

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Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.


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So here it is folks: I need a roommate March 1st. Krista has decided she really is moving back to Redwood City and will be out in around 3 weeks. If anyone is looking for a spot, please let me know ( Read more... )