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[militarypenguin]

Five Things meme: You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Mannequins Pyramid Head Couldn't Top", or "5 Enemies Norman [Literally] Ate For Breakfast"). Then, I'll answer them. Serious or fun! You can post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you.

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[ceasefire]

5 times Scar almost broke his saintly vow of chastity.

[militarypenguin]

1. When he saw Al's invisible "tears", he originally wasn't thinking of the word "tears" to describe what he had seen.
2. That time where Lust was holding him while he was wounded--let's just say that in a time where you're dying and you've got your face against the large bosom of someone resembling a woman, you can't help but be happy that you at least get a little bit of pleasure before you die.
3. Mei saving him. He was grateful for her actions, but he didn't feel it necessary for her to make any physical contact with him.
4. He almost considered the "make love, not war" solution with Kimblee.
5. The time he ran into Ed in the restroom was intentional.

[insanepurin]

5 Suits That Never Made It To Super Mario Bros. 3 (Ex. Tanuki, Frog, etc.)

[militarypenguin]

1. The Bowser Suit, because even though it'd come in handy for sneaking in the castle, it'd be a problem for encountering those who were against Bowser.
2. The Suit-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, because it was too confusing.
3. The Onion Suit, because its zipper always got stuck.
4. The Invisible Suit, which couldn't be found.
5. The Birthday Suit.

[militarypenguin]

(er, should've clarified that these are lists about fictional things/characters, not real life. :) But I'll still answer this!)

1. The ending of The Dead Man's Chest. One hell of a cliffhanger.
2. End of Evangelion had several "O SHI--" moments, but I think the one that ranked the highest was the outcome of Asuka's battle.
3. Eraserhead. THE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE. I can't pick just one scene because the entire thing is messed up.
4. In Marathon Man when Babe's just trying to relax in the tub, and then hears someone coming inside his apartment. Can't give too much away in telling why it was a big "O SHI--" moment, tho'.
5. The scene in Red Eye where Lisa gets caught writing the S.O.S. message in the bathroom.

[militarypenguin]

1. Clothing store clerk. (MANNEQUINS. EVERYWHERE!)
2. Godfather.
3. Butcher. (knife, gloves, apron, m'yep, he's set.)
4. Geometry teacher.
5. Pimp.

[_penguins_]

5 jobs penguins will never be able to hold. ;----;

[_penguins_]

*and nooo, I don't mean me. I mean, you know, tha animal. 8DDD

[militarypenguin]

1. Any sort of career in Scientology. THEY ARE TOO AWESOME FOR THAT SHIT.
2. Telemarketing. Also too awesome for that.
3. Cartooning. I think drawing may prove to be a wee bit difficult with those flippers of theirs. :(
4. Zookeeping of leopard seals.
5. Carrier pigeons.

[citizenjess]

DO THE NORMAN ONE KTHX

[militarypenguin]

1. A possessed hat.
2. SPIDER-MAN cereal
3. A zombie hooker; it was a part of a bet.
4. (on the second/post-"Armageddon Outta Here" round) Spike. With syrup.
5. Babies.

[citizenjess]

Did you notice in the Spike episode how Max tells Norman that he has fifty cents riding on him? That basically means Virgil was the one who bet against him. BURN.

[militarypenguin]

HOLY SHIT HAHA