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[militaristics]

[ It’s a video post, and there’s a female Prussia. Without a shirt. Facing the screen. Looking absolutely furious, with her cheeks bright red. ]

WHY HAVEN’T THEY GROWN IN YET? [ She’s poking her boobs. Or at least where her boobs would be if she had any. Yup, you’ve guessed it. Flat as a board. No curves anywhere in sight. ]

GODDAMNIT. [ Her

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

[brb laughing at you]

[militaristics]

It's not funny!

[idkmybfftony]

No. It's hilarious.

[militaristics]

Is not! So, shut up!

[elegantvirtuoso]

[Have a small, elegant-sounding chuckle from someone who's developed far more efficiently than you, Prussia.]

[militaristics]

I HOPE YOUR BACK BREAKS.

[elegantvirtuoso]

It is a shame you are as immature as ever, in every sense of the word. Had you not made such a fuss, I doubt I would have noticed a change at all.

[militaristics]

You just wait! Give me a year or two! They'll be awesome!

[magyarfujoshi]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHHHAHAHAAA gaspwheeze AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA]

[militaristics]

[ Just. bawl. ]

[magyarfujoshi]

You told me this would never happen! But who's laughing now?! Huh?! This is obviously karma.

[militaristics]

I thought you already had a penis!

[reckless_eagle]

[Pot laughing at the kettle for her flat chest? HELL YES. STILL PRETTIER THAN YOU~]

[militaristics]

STOP THAT.

[reckless_eagle]

Uhmmmmmmmm... no. [HAHAHAHAHAHAA~]

[militaristics]

I can still kick your ass, you know.

[sunneverset]

[ just. chuckling ]

[militaristics]

YOU STILL HAVE UGLY EYEBROWS.

[sunneverset]

I- I do not!

Even if I did, and I don't, it's nothing a pair of tweezers couldn't fix. You're stuck with God ungiven assets.

[militaristics]

You're stuck with your face.

Which is pretty damn awful.