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[militaristics]

[ It’s a video post, and there’s a female Prussia. Without a shirt. Facing the screen. Looking absolutely furious, with her cheeks bright red. ]

WHY HAVEN’T THEY GROWN IN YET? [ She’s poking her boobs. Or at least where her boobs would be if she had any. Yup, you’ve guessed it. Flat as a board. No curves anywhere in sight. ]

GODDAMNIT. [ Her

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[magyarfujoshi]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHHHAHAHAAA gaspwheeze AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA]

[militaristics]

[ Just. bawl. ]

[magyarfujoshi]

You told me this would never happen! But who's laughing now?! Huh?! This is obviously karma.

[militaristics]

I thought you already had a penis!

[magyarfujoshi]

[cue Hungary just making this face :/ ]

[militaristics]

What. It was hard to tell!

[magyarfujoshi]

All those times I saved your ass, it was hard to tell you weren't a little girl.

[militaristics]

No way! I was the one saving your ass!

[magyarfujoshi]

Looks like your brain is as big as your breasts.

1/2

[militaristics]

YOUR BRAIN IS AS BIG AS YOUR PENIS.

[militaristics]

Which is tiny, by the way.

[magyarfujoshi]

You wish.

[militaristics]

I'd ask Austria, if I knew she wouldn't lie to save your dignity!

[magyarfujoshi]

Oh, she doesn't need to lie.

[militaristics]

Of course she does! She wouldn't want to hurt your little-girl feelings.

[magyarfujoshi]

We already established that you're the little girl.