Here I am posting again. I like posting here cause I know that no one will probably ever read it ( Read more... )

Here I am again almost 2 and a half years since last time I posted a really wacky post. I doubt anyone reads this, and why should they? The good thing about it is though, I can get my thoughts out without having to worry about what people think about it ( Read more... )

I AM MARK HAYNES. This is a tribute. A tribute to some of the best reads I've had in a while. The stuff I posted 2 or 3 years ago is some of the funniest things I've ever read. Somewhere between now and then I seemed to have lost that wacky sense of humor. Can't say that it will ever be back, but I have a new sense of humor that could possibly ( Read more... )

Well This Lj crap is boring now so this most likely will be my last post on it.

Ok so for anyone that wanted to know what i want for christmas, i'll let you know:

Family Guy Volume 3
Futurama any volume
Aqua Teen Hunger Force any volume

mmmm can't think of anything else, but the first one is an A+

So when we were coming back from eating sushi tonight, Mari saw some black guys going up the stairs at another apartment area near mine. She proceeded to say "OMG black people, get your for sale sign, we're moving!" Was the best thing I'd heard all night. Another story from tonight ( Read more... )

( What Kind of key can't open a door? )

So I took mari back today at about 8 am, and i decided i would study for my test at 12:30 instead of going back home. So I am studying, but I am still very sleepy so i lay my head down for a minute on the table. I am not really paying attention to what's going on around me, but i do overhear someone saying "He's at a table by himself let's force ( Read more... )

So no real updates in a while. Here's one for you ( Read more... )

I love the way people hold grudges for a really long time. I always thought it was really funny. They hold grudges over the smallest things and will be an asshole about it for a long time even after that person has apologized. Well if you're one of these people, then you probably don't have many good friends because you run them off with all your ( Read more... )