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everyone hates me...again...i am unloved...again.... i am sitting at home on a weekend night crying like a little emo bitch. why doesn't anyone like me? is it because i am a hypocrite who pushes numerous friends away by shitting all over them whenever i get a little sand in my vagina? no. its probably because i don't smoke pot. someone please leave ( Read more... )

i'm going to see nine inch nails in fresno on the 23rd, bitches!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i'm happy.

broken in pieces of white and red ( Read more... )

hey you guys. so, last time i told you about how i might get a job in a head shop, but guess what? college 8 cafe (30 second walk from porter) might want me to work there, too! i'm suddenly so popular! so, i might take both jobs, or not get either, or whatever. we'll see. i'll keep you guys posted as to where i can get you the fat hookup. but its ( Read more... )

okay, so the good news or the bad news first? good choice, always save the best for last. so, the bad news is that i think i'm failing astronomy. jessica informed me, which is a testament to how incredibly out of touch with class i really am. i think i can redeem myself, though. it might include some MAJOR ass kissing/licking (TAs like rim jobs, ( Read more... )

update. i'm still not really "going to class" or "doing work." i don't really "know why i'm here" either. still don't have a "job." but the bottom line is that i am in love, santa cruz is beautiful, and the world is full of places to go once i get sick of here. i made a list today of places that i want to go, and there are many. i thought about ( Read more... )

hi you guys. i am posting to say that i am doing well. i found out that i am doing okay in all of my classes even though i thought i would fail all of them. its always sweet when that happens. yesterday i had a six hour choir rehearsal, which was actually pretty cool considering it was difficult and lasted forever. two of our songs have these ( Read more... )

i'm going home this weekend! yay! i will get to see everyone and buy drugs and practice for my music midterm! so, pretty much i haven't been trying at school AT ALL this quarter, but i decided that i will have to find a way to pass my classes because i want to make it through at least one year of this. i may have to go down on a few professors and ( Read more... )