001 [Video]

[middayitaly]

[There's a crash, a loud yell spattered with curses, the sound of objects falling, and then... silence. That can't be a good sign

Comments

[Video]

[hurricanebomber]

Shut up. You're too god damned loud.

Which nation are you?

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[middayitaly]

[dkfjadsf] HELL NO. I have no fucking idea where I am and you expect me to be quiet?

Italy. Isn't it obvious?

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[hurricanebomber]

You don't have to fucking yell. Everyone can hear you just fine.

There's already an Italy here.

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[middayitaly]

Dammit, how was I supposed to know that? Bastard.

Tch. Let me guess... looks like me, really fruity, and about as smart as a retarded puppy?

[mashespotatoes]

Calm down, that isn't helping anything.

[middayitaly]

Fuck you, bastard. I'll calm down whenever the hell I want.

... also, I'm blaming all of this on you.

[mashespotatoes]

This has nothing to do with me. Welcome to Wonderland, though, I suppose.

[middayitaly]

... are you high or something?

1/2

[trinityaffinity]

He's like a human Donald...

2/2

[trinityaffinity]

Oh no, that went through?! Ah! Delete, delete...!

[middayitaly]

I don't know what the hell that meant but it better not be an insult, asshole!!

[... you caught him at a bad time.]

[trinityaffinity]

Hey, watch your language! There are kids here.

[hi_blog]

Lovely. Another nation.

[middayitaly]

Just great. Another moron.

[hi_blog]

Oh, you'll fit right in with the rest of your kind here.

[middayitaly]

The rest of my kind? What the hell is that supposed to mean, asshole?

[reckless_eagle]

Spain? I like, don't think he's here...

[middayitaly]

Oh, it's you.

Where the hell are we? No one's making any fucking sense.

[reckless_eagle]

"Oh, it's you"? Oh, my God, so not cute. I totally don't even know you!

[...Actually, he thinks he might kiiiiinda vaguely recognize him, but Poland here is from 1410, and doesn't really... hang out with anyone. Or recognize nations who aren't his neighbors or extremely powerful, because he was a socially awkward little brat of a kid. So Yeah.]

And we're like, in Wonderland. It's this big mansion-place with all this magic stuff that's freaky to the max, and gawd, just be glad you didn't show during an event, ok?

[midday_italy]

Oi, don't you start shitting me, too!! I definitely know you, asshole.

... what, like England's magic bullshit?!