Comments | midare_shinami: I can't wait to see how horrible of a mom I am going to be

midare_shinami

I can't wait to see how horrible of a mom I am going to be

May 04, 2009 18:59

So. I can either:
a) Be boiled alive in my own sweat
b) Open the window and listen to my aunt's kids
I am torn, you guys.
But I'm starting to think slow death is less of a torture than listening to children crying, singing, blabbering, whining and--
Listen, I fucking hate kids, okay?

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shipmateee May 4 2009, 17:17:22 UTC

Honestly?

I'd choose boiled alive.

Any day.

D:

Oops, there go my future kids into care ~

midare_shinami May 4 2009, 17:20:35 UTC

Well, HIGH FIVE OF HATING KIDS. I could handle one at the time. And honestly, Piotrek is a very smart boy and I like spending time with him once every blue moon, but I just can't stand the girls. They're so dense. You tell Marysia to do something and she just gapes at you, her mouth hanging open and those watery blue eyes staring into empty space, and she continues to do whatever she is doing. I can't STAND her.
And kids in public transportation, oh my God. ;_;

shipmateee May 4 2009, 17:27:24 UTC

And kids in public transportation, oh my God.

I KNOW.

The crying and the screaming and the running around and ohmygod brb jumping out the window now.

midare_shinami May 4 2009, 20:56:19 UTC

Last thursday, there was a brat in the tramway I was unfortunate enough to enter who took great delight in saying "peepee" all over and over again. I felt like yanking his cap off his head and throwing it out the window, but didn't want to deal with his parents.
That's the worst thing about kids. Their parents are always around so you can't smack them. B|

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friedenmann May 4 2009, 18:04:05 UTC

Do you save files on desktop? I used to do, now I put them into a folder on desktop, because they covered everything, and don't save anything there anymore, cause I used all space on disk C...

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friedenmann May 4 2009, 19:06:13 UTC

So no I have to show my desktop, huh?

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friedenmann May 4 2009, 18:02:39 UTC

I think it actually is a nice background:)
And I hate kids too. And I'm afraid of pregnancy.

midare_shinami May 4 2009, 20:54:25 UTC

Thanks :)
I once asked my whole family what they would say if I announced I'm pregnant:
"We wouldn't believe you", in unison.
So I may not be afraid of GETTING pregnant, per se, but the whole concept of pregnancy just squicks me. I mean, you have something in your tummy. Something alive. GROWING. And then you'll have to push it out. JAYZUS.

shipmateee May 4 2009, 21:19:08 UTC

I AGREE SO HARD.

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR FILM. D:

midare_shinami May 4 2009, 21:25:51 UTC

When I think of pregnancy I always remember that scene ffrom some alien movie that everyone but me watched , with a slimy little alien shooting out of somebody's stomach.

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midare_shinami May 5 2009, 09:18:33 UTC

D'AWWWWWWW. Cousin Kwissy :'D
(see? I'm not completely heartless! :D)

pkbitchgirl May 5 2009, 02:44:43 UTC

It's not that I don't like kids it's that they produce noises and smells that are offensive to my ears/nose and people think there's something wrong with you if you don't want them

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElgkLZX401E - could you imagine having to put up with that in real life? I love the tagline though