I can't wait to see how horrible of a mom I am going to be

[midare_shinami]

So. I can either:
a) Be boiled alive in my own sweat
b) Open the window and listen to my aunt's kids
I am torn, you guys.
But I'm starting to think slow death is less of a torture than listening to children crying, singing, blabbering, whining and--
Listen, I fucking hate kids, okay?

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[shipmateee]

Honestly?

I'd choose boiled alive.

Any day.

D:

Oops, there go my future kids into care ~

[midare_shinami]

Well, HIGH FIVE OF HATING KIDS. I could handle one at the time. And honestly, Piotrek is a very smart boy and I like spending time with him once every blue moon, but I just can't stand the girls. They're so dense. You tell Marysia to do something and she just gapes at you, her mouth hanging open and those watery blue eyes staring into empty space, and she continues to do whatever she is doing. I can't STAND her.
And kids in public transportation, oh my God. ;_;

[shipmateee]

And kids in public transportation, oh my God.

I KNOW.

The crying and the screaming and the running around and ohmygod brb jumping out the window now.

[midare_shinami]

Last thursday, there was a brat in the tramway I was unfortunate enough to enter who took great delight in saying "peepee" all over and over again. I felt like yanking his cap off his head and throwing it out the window, but didn't want to deal with his parents.
That's the worst thing about kids. Their parents are always around so you can't smack them. B|

[shipmateee]

Once, this kid kept walking in front of me, trying to force me to walk into this huge-ass puddle.

So I tripped him up.

And he fell in. D:

Ohman did I run like hell.

best feeling ever though seriously

[midare_shinami]

Um, I laughed.
Laugh-out-louded in real lfie.
YOU'RE MY HERO. *sob*

I-I want to do somehtign like this tooo ;_;

[shipmateee]

It's all for justice, miss, no need to thank me.

But seriously, though, it's easy.

Just wait around playgrounds on a rainy day and oh wow I sound like some sort of creepy pedo.

[midare_shinami]

I'm too big of a coward, unfortunately. U_U But I can dream. Oh yesss.

[shipmateee]

Dreaming about getting back at kids these days.

lololol

SCORE. :D