Give and Take (Jack/Liz)
Title: Give and Take
For: ham_napkin
Prompt: one word: oral
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,080
Summary: Five conversations Jack and Liz have had about... pleasuring each other.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
*
1.
"I know you're not ready to have sex with me, so I thought we could engage in other pleasurable activities."
"You're talking about oral sex, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"No."
"No? Will you continue this stance throughout the entirety of our relationship?"
"No."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"I mean, the reason I don't want to have sex with you yet is because I don't know where this is going. I can go back to being your friend after making out with you. I can go back to being your friend after you've put your hand under my shirt. But I can't go back to being your friend after you've put your hand under my bra, I can't go back to being your friend after I've had sex with you, and I can't go back to being your friend after you've had your mouth anywhere south of the border."
"Very well. What about digital stimulation?"
"If I'm not going to let you touch my boobs yet--"
"That's what I assumed, but--"
"You wanted me to touch your penis?"
"Yes. I also wanted to give you an orgasm. But I can wait for you to be ready for both things to happen."
*
2.
"Okay, I don't know how to say this because I don't feel super comfortable talking about it, but..."
"What?"
"I'm not going to be able to put the whole thing in my mouth."
"I don't expect you to; most women can't. Honestly, Lemon, if you think the purpose of fellatio is to shove it all down your throat--"
"Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable talking about this."
"Have you done this before?"
"Yes. But I wasn't very good at it. And I did put the whole thing in my mouth."
"I would say the last part is the problem of whoever this man is. Would you like to learn how to be good at it?"
"You're offering to teach me? Is that what's happening right now?"
"I certainly don't want you soliciting advice from another man or trolling the internet for sex tips."
"But if I looked it up on the internet, I wouldn't have to talk about it."
"I can assure you that allowing me to instruct you would be a lot simpler. There are certainly variations in what men enjoy, and allowing me to tell you what I'd like would cut down on how much information you'd have to acquire about this subject. And I can't imagine you'll be doing this to anyone else in the near future, so I'm the only man you need to know how to pleasure."
"I should say yes, right? I mean, you've done it to me, I should do it to you."
"You don't have to. It's not much fun to receive a blow job from a woman who's only doing it out of a sense of obligation. It's still fun, of course--"
"Yeah. Of course."
"But if you don't wish to--"
"No, I want to. I want to make you feel good. And that sounded like something a prostitute would say."
"Out of everything a prostitute could possibly say, that is one of the more pleasant options."
"Okay. Tell me what to do."
*
3.
"Stop."
"Are you not enjoying yourself?"
"Of course I am. But I want to get to the main part. I mean, I am trying to get pregnant--"
"Just because we're attempting to procreate doesn't mean acts that can't result in pregnancy should be banned from our sex life."
"Yeah, but you don't need to be down there forever."
"That was far from 'forever.'"
"But it's enough for me. So have sex with me already."
"If it will make you happy."
"It will."
*
4.
"Sit at the edge of the bed."
"Really?"
"Yes, Jack. Really."
"It's been a while since you've initiated any sort of sexual contact."
"It's been two months."
"That is a while, considering the level at which we used to--"
"I know, I know. But I feel huge and tired and my back hurts almost all the time--"
"I'm not criticizing you. I was simply saying--"
"I know! But I feel touchy about it. Because I feel bad that we haven't fooled around recently--"
"As I've said to you before, Lemon, you shouldn't feel obligated. Don't offer oral sex because you feel bad."
"I'm not offering it just because I feel bad. I also..."
"What?"
"I hope that, you know, it'll get me going. Doing that to you... turns me on."
"Really?"
"You enjoy it, and I like you... enjoying it, and I like that I can make you enjoy yourself like that... God, I really hate talking about sex."
"You shouldn't be embarrassed by what arouses you."
"I guess. But I am."
"I also find pleasuring you very arousing."
"Well. Good."
*
5.
"Jack."
"Yes?"
"She's been sleeping through the night for the past week."
"I've noticed."
"Yeah, I figured you did. So... maybe we don't have to be so quick about sex tonight. If you're in the mood for sex at all. Are you in the mood?"
"I'm surprised you'd ask me such a question."
"You can't be in the mood all the time."
"I haven't suffered a major trauma recently."
"You're up for sex except for when a disaster's recently happened?"
"I assumed you'd figured this out. We've been together for almost four years and I've never rebuffed your advances--"
"Yeah, okay. I guess I should have figured it out. So you wouldn't mind starting off by... going downtown?"
"Must you always use such euphemisms?"
"It's been almost four years, Jack. You should be used to how I talk about sex by now."
"Fair enough. And, no, I wouldn't mind."
"Good."
"It's been a while since we've paired foreplay and intercourse."
"It's been seven months. Which is definitely a while."
"Having less time for sex is part of parenthood."
"That's why you spent twenty years not wanting to have kids, isn't it?"
"You know that wasn't the motivating factor."
"But that was part of it, right?"
"I suppose it didn't help."
"Aha! I knew it."
"But I feel that our sex life has maintained a reasonable level of health."
"And in the interest of keeping our sex life pretty awesome, I think we should stop talking and start doing stuff to each other."
"I believe you're right."
"You know I'm right."
"Yes. I do."
END
For: ham_napkin
Prompt: one word: oral
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,080
Summary: Five conversations Jack and Liz have had about... pleasuring each other.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
*
1.
"I know you're not ready to have sex with me, so I thought we could engage in other pleasurable activities."
"You're talking about oral sex, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"No."
"No? Will you continue this stance throughout the entirety of our relationship?"
"No."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"I mean, the reason I don't want to have sex with you yet is because I don't know where this is going. I can go back to being your friend after making out with you. I can go back to being your friend after you've put your hand under my shirt. But I can't go back to being your friend after you've put your hand under my bra, I can't go back to being your friend after I've had sex with you, and I can't go back to being your friend after you've had your mouth anywhere south of the border."
"Very well. What about digital stimulation?"
"If I'm not going to let you touch my boobs yet--"
"That's what I assumed, but--"
"You wanted me to touch your penis?"
"Yes. I also wanted to give you an orgasm. But I can wait for you to be ready for both things to happen."
*
2.
"Okay, I don't know how to say this because I don't feel super comfortable talking about it, but..."
"What?"
"I'm not going to be able to put the whole thing in my mouth."
"I don't expect you to; most women can't. Honestly, Lemon, if you think the purpose of fellatio is to shove it all down your throat--"
"Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable talking about this."
"Have you done this before?"
"Yes. But I wasn't very good at it. And I did put the whole thing in my mouth."
"I would say the last part is the problem of whoever this man is. Would you like to learn how to be good at it?"
"You're offering to teach me? Is that what's happening right now?"
"I certainly don't want you soliciting advice from another man or trolling the internet for sex tips."
"But if I looked it up on the internet, I wouldn't have to talk about it."
"I can assure you that allowing me to instruct you would be a lot simpler. There are certainly variations in what men enjoy, and allowing me to tell you what I'd like would cut down on how much information you'd have to acquire about this subject. And I can't imagine you'll be doing this to anyone else in the near future, so I'm the only man you need to know how to pleasure."
"I should say yes, right? I mean, you've done it to me, I should do it to you."
"You don't have to. It's not much fun to receive a blow job from a woman who's only doing it out of a sense of obligation. It's still fun, of course--"
"Yeah. Of course."
"But if you don't wish to--"
"No, I want to. I want to make you feel good. And that sounded like something a prostitute would say."
"Out of everything a prostitute could possibly say, that is one of the more pleasant options."
"Okay. Tell me what to do."
*
3.
"Stop."
"Are you not enjoying yourself?"
"Of course I am. But I want to get to the main part. I mean, I am trying to get pregnant--"
"Just because we're attempting to procreate doesn't mean acts that can't result in pregnancy should be banned from our sex life."
"Yeah, but you don't need to be down there forever."
"That was far from 'forever.'"
"But it's enough for me. So have sex with me already."
"If it will make you happy."
"It will."
*
4.
"Sit at the edge of the bed."
"Really?"
"Yes, Jack. Really."
"It's been a while since you've initiated any sort of sexual contact."
"It's been two months."
"That is a while, considering the level at which we used to--"
"I know, I know. But I feel huge and tired and my back hurts almost all the time--"
"I'm not criticizing you. I was simply saying--"
"I know! But I feel touchy about it. Because I feel bad that we haven't fooled around recently--"
"As I've said to you before, Lemon, you shouldn't feel obligated. Don't offer oral sex because you feel bad."
"I'm not offering it just because I feel bad. I also..."
"What?"
"I hope that, you know, it'll get me going. Doing that to you... turns me on."
"Really?"
"You enjoy it, and I like you... enjoying it, and I like that I can make you enjoy yourself like that... God, I really hate talking about sex."
"You shouldn't be embarrassed by what arouses you."
"I guess. But I am."
"I also find pleasuring you very arousing."
"Well. Good."
*
5.
"Jack."
"Yes?"
"She's been sleeping through the night for the past week."
"I've noticed."
"Yeah, I figured you did. So... maybe we don't have to be so quick about sex tonight. If you're in the mood for sex at all. Are you in the mood?"
"I'm surprised you'd ask me such a question."
"You can't be in the mood all the time."
"I haven't suffered a major trauma recently."
"You're up for sex except for when a disaster's recently happened?"
"I assumed you'd figured this out. We've been together for almost four years and I've never rebuffed your advances--"
"Yeah, okay. I guess I should have figured it out. So you wouldn't mind starting off by... going downtown?"
"Must you always use such euphemisms?"
"It's been almost four years, Jack. You should be used to how I talk about sex by now."
"Fair enough. And, no, I wouldn't mind."
"Good."
"It's been a while since we've paired foreplay and intercourse."
"It's been seven months. Which is definitely a while."
"Having less time for sex is part of parenthood."
"That's why you spent twenty years not wanting to have kids, isn't it?"
"You know that wasn't the motivating factor."
"But that was part of it, right?"
"I suppose it didn't help."
"Aha! I knew it."
"But I feel that our sex life has maintained a reasonable level of health."
"And in the interest of keeping our sex life pretty awesome, I think we should stop talking and start doing stuff to each other."
"I believe you're right."
"You know I'm right."
"Yes. I do."
END