There's No Poison Here (Or Is There?) (Damages/30 Rock)

[michellek]

Title: There's No Poison Here (Or Is There?)
For: projectjulie
Fandom: Damages/30 Rock
Pairings (sort of): Patty/Liz, Jack/Liz
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Damages = S1, 30 Rock = through 'Secrets and Lies'
Word Count: 971
Summary: The Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is still not poisoning rivers, is also currently not poisoning lakes

Comments

[sunshine_queen]

LOL, poor Liz, being threatened.

[michellek]

:D

[ladyanneboleyn]

Oh. My. God.

There is so much awesomeness in this that I can't even process it all.

"I have never been Jack's sex person."

And Patty! And Ellen! And Liz getting caught up in Damages danger and intrigue!

Oh God. Now I'm thinking that when 30 Rock eventually ends (you know, like five billion years from now), they should make a movie involving Liz getting entangled in some sort of international espionage thing and Jack having to rescue her. Like a 30 Rock/James Bond crossover. Yeah.

[michellek]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked. :D

I think there should be, yes. Jack could wear a tux and be all dismissive of her fears while spies chase them. It would delight me for all my days.

[muic]

"Women can only be so hard," Jack had said. "Only men can get really hard."

rofl! That is SO Jack, as is Liz's response.

I love this and the whole mysterious plot thing, plus Liz's freaking-out is really fun. (Although I get the sense that she kind of likes being a part of a spy-thriller scenario)

[michellek]

Thank you! (I think she does, too.)

[firthgal]

Well, I have no clue what Damages is, but I enjoyed this nonetheless! Especially this:

"Women can only be so hard," Jack had said. "Only men can get really hard."

...That's what she said!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist. Hee. This was hilarious, loved it!

[michellek]

Damages is a crazy/awesome show with Glenn Close. You never know what's going to happen on it, for reals.

Hee, I'm glad you did. :D

[projectcyborg]

*flailflailflail*

I don't know how you got Patty into a comedy but it's AMAZING. she is so confused! and GAH, the Sheinhardt Wig Company!!! plus too many other clever jokes to count. especially:

She's pretty sure Patty's not going to be her new Gayle, though.

= LOL! oh Liz, you really need a new Gayle. Jenna is such a missed opportunity on that show.

THANK YOU TIMES INFINITY! I bow before your genius.

[michellek]

:D I'm glad you liked it. This was bizarrely easy to write when I came up with the idea. Bless you, Sheinhardt, for poisoning things and giving me a reason for Patty to want to take you down.