There's No Poison Here (Or Is There?) (Damages/30 Rock)

[michellek]

Title: There's No Poison Here (Or Is There?)
For: projectjulie
Fandom: Damages/30 Rock
Pairings (sort of): Patty/Liz, Jack/Liz
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Damages = S1, 30 Rock = through 'Secrets and Lies'
Word Count: 971
Summary: The Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is still not poisoning rivers, is also currently not poisoning lakes

Comments

[michellek]

Thank you! :D

[lupinotuum]

I'm so sorry, I know that this post is like old like an old thing, but DUDE.

You crossed 30 Rock with DAMAGES.

Can I have your babies?

[michellek]

Ha ha, sure, why not?

Also, writing this entertained me so much. I'm so glad someone put the idea in my head.

[l100meganium]

OMG, I LOVE your stories.
"Women can only be so hard," Jack had said. "Only men can get really hard."

She scrunched up her face. "Stop talking about men getting hard."

Jack DOES have that unfortunate quality of making unintentional innuendos in his everyday speech. XD Liz's repsonse is so...Liz-ish.
Also, "I have never been Jack's sex person." XDXD LOL!

Oh, this is so awesome. I love love love it.

[michellek]

:D Thank you so much. I am amused by Jack's unintentional innuendos ("I'm going to be an intense foursome with three other men." = always makes me laugh), so I was glad to do a little bit of that here.

[zodiac_sign]

FUNNY!