michaelhitler
Dec 07, 2004 17:24
Many days ago, I bought the best book in the world. I am (literally) in Faggot Heaven.
michaelhitler
Oct 03, 2004 17:24
Numerous days ago, I ate a sandwhich whilst unrinating.
Time saved: > 1 minute.
michaelhitler
Sep 28, 2004 17:24
There is hope for the world. My Tom Daschle fan site is still up and running.
michaelhitler
Sep 27, 2004 17:24
Several days ago, mum had her African-American friends over for dinner. The night before, she pulled out an early-nineties Kevin Bacon movie about black people, and said we should watch this movie when her Africans were over.
I thought she was joking.
She was not.
michaelhitler
Sep 17, 2004 17:24
What an efficient waste removal system humans have!
michaelhitler
Aug 16, 2004 17:24
I seem to have chanced upon a custom spinning 50-Cent Pendant. I am not an African-American.
michaelhitler
Aug 14, 2004 17:24
Max The Pokemon Master sleeps on an air matress in the den, surrounded by Pokemon figurines.
michaelhitler
Aug 13, 2004 17:24
One time I did not recieve my Christmas gifts until the following Easter.
1) Flashlight
2) Jumper Cables
3) Stale Candy
michaelhitler
Aug 11, 2004 17:24
Today I saw an airplane in the sky and I laughed, because IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Mum slapped me and told me that the Nazis invented the airplane.
Note to self: Avoid subject in the future.