So Airbender was shit. Complete and utter shit. You know that play that the characters watch in Season 3 of themselves? And Aang was really angry about it? Yeah, it’s like that…only not clever, funny, or as well acted. I’ve hated M. Night for a while now, but this movie was a war crime. It will be used to crack hardened criminals into confessing ( Read more... )

Why make a real post when you can just post a link?  BAM ( Read more... )

First of all, a question ( Read more... )

Not all of them, mind you. Just the ones who get in my fucking way when I'm trying to ride the MUNI home on a Friday. It's like spring break for people in their mid 30s: the same people who used to be hot in college but have now just started the sagging process ( Read more... )

I'll try by damn it ( Read more... )

Hi friends ( Read more... )

So I have a Shameful Secret. Since moving into San Francisco proper, I'm supposed to be all urban and pretentious and shit now. And I am (oh how I look down on the common man! Dispose of my gum wrapper, Common Man!). However, with that said, I still feel terribly grown up and mature when I....(sigh)....hail a taxi. Oh yes, I'm sure many of you do ( Read more... )

That's right, Tree Top- you destructive, smug bastard. I know your plan. Tempting me your exotic blend of three apples beneath a CAP OF SOLID FUCKING STEEL. I swear, this thing is welded onto the goddamn bottle, testing out new NASA developed plastics that will one day save the lives of our boys on the front line. But for now all it's doing is ( Read more... )

Yep, it's that time again boys and girls. Time for ol' Mike to dust the cobwebs and other icky things off of his Livejournal. I barely remember my password to this ill-begotten thing, let alone how to write LJ posts. People still do call it "LJ" right? I can't keep up with kids and their "net lingo." Fuck their "lolz" and their "XDs". XD...PAH. ( Read more... )

So I've been a bum with LJ lately. This post won't change your mind. You see, the past weekend I went to the Monterey/ Carmel area with my lovely girlfriend. Normally such an excursion would result in a massive picture post with my life changing commentary. HOWEVER, Rachel beat me to the punch and put up her own post. It's like I don't have to do ( Read more... )