one's too many and a hundred's not enough

Sep 01, 2009 17:28

First day of school! This summer vacation I:
  • Got a job
  • Got scammed while finding a job
  • Wrote a 60-page thesis about Norse/Jewish mythology
  • Infuriated the entire Ministry of Education
  • Was propositioned to join a threesome
  • Translated 1/7 of a book about cognitive-behavioural psychotherapy
  • Milked lots of cows
  • Declined to be a pilot
  • Had sex in ( Read more... )

into the matrix, summertiiiime, 'sup internets, school of cock

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miarr September 5 2009, 20:56:37 UTC
OMFG HEYYYY PRETTY LADY! *slobbers with kisses* ♥ ♥ ♥

LOL, the tragic sex in a public place is elaborated upon here, s;dkjfskj fml I don't want to talk about it. D: I know it's useless trying to stop people from mocking my tomfoolery, though, so go ahead: mock all you like. I kind of deserve it for letting the guy into my pants in the first place. /despairAbout the pilot thing, the army sent me a summons to an explanatory conference about the selection process of the IAF (Israeli Air Force). Basically, it means I qualified to become a military pilot and they wanted to draft me and begin testing me, to see if I could get accepted into the Air Force Academy. Once the Air Force claims you no other unit in the military can test you for anything, because the AF is an ultimate priority and if you qualify then the army wants you there, period. This was a last chance to back out: I could turn down the summons and cut my ties with the AF, or start the drafting process ( ... )

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