one's too many and a hundred's not enough

[miarr]

First day of school! This summer vacation I:

• Got a job
  
• Got scammed while finding a job
  
• Wrote a 60-page thesis about Norse/Jewish mythology
  
• Infuriated the entire Ministry of Education
  
• Was propositioned to join a threesome
  
• Translated 1/7 of a book about cognitive-behavioural psychotherapy
  
• Milked lots of cows
  
• Declined to be a pilot
  
• Had sex in a public place
  
• ...and was almost found out
  
• Participated in an Israeli fangirl meetup
  
• Became an official fag-hag
  
• Stopped someone from likely getting raped
  
• Met the human incarnation of Loki, Norse god of trickery
  
• Had a two-week fling with a coworker
  
• Baked delicious cakes
  
• Became obsessed with an untranslated TV series in Russian
  
• Got a tan.
  

So that was my last two months! Unfortunately, doing all that rather cut me off from the LJ beat. So tell me, flist: how was your summer? ♥