...my dad

[mezzopianoforte]

 my dad: spiders are on our side!
me: NO THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE HORRIBLE
my dad: NO SPIDERS IN THIS COUNTRY CAN EVEN BITE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THEM
me: ...I don't like the way they look
my dad: WELL, I GUESS THAT RULES YOU OUT FROM BEING A DIPLOMAT WHEN THE ALIENS COME

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[notacrnflkgirl]

:c

but they have four times the arms

four times as able to give you a hug

[mezzopianoforte]

[notacrnflkgirl]

this is you y/n

[mezzopianoforte]

y

I am actually in the kitchen today because I saw a spider in my usual haunt the other day and I am not overly keen on going back in there :|

you just stay with your bros ok don't come near me with them I HATE YOUR FRIENDS